day

personification of the hamster you accidentally killed

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

Cut to the Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen is the most beautiful, healing, life-affirming song you could possibly hear in a CVS Pharmacy

[Red alexis @miss_flawIess]

What happened was. We reached the moon.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[mary @elaine_stritch]

this is what I think I look like when I’m eating cheez-its on my couch

[Red alexis @miss_flawIess]

What happened was. We reached the moon

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Many people believe the devil put the dinosaur fossils in the oatmeal to trick us into believing oats are fun

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit

[conor shack @ConorShack]

beer after blunt feeling cunt

blunt after beer feeling fear

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

me leaving william sonoma with a le creuset dutch oven in my cooter

[sxrxh @mintjewpod]

this is what a khole feels like

[Emerson Collins @ActuallyEmerson]

Inside Out 2 if it was filmed inside my head.

[mi @egirlpeidona]

people say we’re alike they say we got the same hair

[alec @StilllAlec]

If you were dating a former glee cast member- how many dates would u wate before asking about Lea Michele’s on set behavior? For me it would be 3

[fig Newton @boyfriendabuser]

Yeah

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

Khloe Kardashian right now:

[Loosey LaDuca @LooseyLaDuca]

Khloe Kardashian’s dad died :(

[Sicklybuff @Sicklybuff]

I do not want children but I will now be having SEVERAL just so I can raise my kids to hate SunChips and start a generational feud with that company for what they just did to me

[matt @computer_gay]

she's his wario