kyle

don't be a little bitch

[Alex Skopic @alexskopic]

Once again...

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

If you’re struggling to put food on the table or buy gas for your car, remember, these insanely affluent assholes have increased their collective wealth by $1.5 trillion dollars under Trump’s “presidency.”

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

[AB @AB84]

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls

[AB @AB84]

a bullet flying into her husband's neck doesn't make her an expert on the Air Force. wtf

[YourFavoriteGuy☭ @guychristensen_]

Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Man conducts regime change in his neighborhood in the spirit of Trump's takeover of Venezuela

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

My favorite Christmas meme 🎄

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

@espn Insane resume:
42-0
31 KOs
3x Undisputed Champion
5 Division World Champion

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Polar Express. Great movie.

But you’re telling me a train just pulled up in the middle of the night and conned a bunch of kids to get on board by saying it was headed to the North Pole?

Magic or not that has felony written all over it

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Day laborer organizers in California are lining up at Home Depot to buy a single 17-cent scraper, return it, and repeat the process in an effort to slow sales and protest the store’s cooperation with ICE operations.

[Blackshirts @blvckshirts]

“So what’s it like being a Nebraska fan?”

[DCSO - Omaha, NE @DCSheriffNE]

🚨 SCAM ALERT 🚨

Many Douglas County residents received a scam message this morning, similar to the one pictured. This message is a scam. The State will not text you to collect on fines. Do not click on the links or reply. Please delete the message and report it as spam, if your phone allows.

As a general rule, if you receive a text or email from someone you don't know claiming that you owe money and trying to create urgency, it is a scam. Don't respond or click on links.

[Congressman Greg Casar @RepCasar]

A Tesla worker in my district was electrocuted to death because the company ignored safety rules. OSHA fined Tesla $50,000.

Elon Musk makes that back in nine minutes from federal contracts alone.

Workers’ lives are worth more than nine minutes of Elon Musk’s day.

[KETV NewsWatch 7 @KETV]

An Omaha man described helping pull a woman from her car during flash flooding from the heavy rains in a live interview with @MaddieKETV https://t.co/00tfauclxv

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

SEE YOU BACK IN THE BIG GAME, @EAGLES.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Most emphatic RT I have ever typed:
Thank you, my captain.
“@SenSanders: President Theodore Roosevelt, 1905:”