Kyle Snark (Parody)

Snarky quips. Biased reporting. Political activism. It looks like news....but it's not.
#HeyNext #9News #TheMostColoradoThing

Parody of Kyle Clark.

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

#copolitics #9news #heynext #BeOn9

[Stu Parker @stuparker1]

@KyleClark @patriottakes Yet it's still a complete lie (and I'm no fan of Boebert). You have an unhealthy obsession with Republican women. It's either infatuation or misogyny. Either way, it should concern viewers and your wife.

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Democrat debate moderator Kyle Clark of @9NEWS has claimed without evidence that a couple of county Sheriffs "laughed" @ScottBottomsCO "right out of the room". Further demonstrating saying mean things about TdA is more dangerous than armed TdA members
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Tough questions will be asked, without scrutiny or pushback.
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[9NEWS Denver @9NEWS]

Two Democrats are vying to challenge Republican Rep. Gabe Evans to represent Colorado's 8th Congressional District. https://t.co/VcWTpehsFj

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

PROGRAM NOTE: I will not be asking @ShannonBird4CO to explain her policy stance on the "Equality Act".
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Colorado Principled Physicians @ColoradoDoctors]

Gay marriage is legal, & the Equality Act was introduced to protect the rights of women in the workplace & public spaces. Amending it to include "gender identity" so men get to access women's protected spaces, sports, funding & impersonate women renders it meaningless, correct?

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

I understood my assignment. Thanks for watching !
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[margalea @margalea]

@ShadMurib Great weeknight entertainment 🍿

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

@EvilEmpressC @9NEWS @ScottBottomsCO Hi Courtney. @9NEWS moderator Kyle Clark claimed Scott Bottoms was laughed right out of the room while offering no evidence. What specifically was inaccurate about my reporting?
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Democrat debate moderator Kyle Clark of @9NEWS has claimed without evidence that a couple of county Sheriffs "laughed" @ScottBottomsCO "right out of the room". Further demonstrating saying mean things about TdA is more dangerous than armed TdA members
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Watch the @9NEWS Democratic governor debate for more!
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Colorado Duke @Thedukeisking]

This is like saying the Democratic politicians who have destroyed Colorado must be the ones to fix it🤔

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Going to tell my kids that she took a spot from a trans-athlete.
#copolitics #9news #heynext https://t.co/bdXULxKgCY

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Going to tell my kids that she took a spot from a trans-athlete.
#copolitics #9news #heynext https://t.co/bdXULxKgCY

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

In 1985 I made the USA World Championships Gymnastics Team. I placed 3rd at the Trials, my highest placement to date as a young gymnast.

At Worlds, on my 8th and final event I fell. It was a devastating fall. I missed a release move and tumbled to the ground. My right foot was stuck while my body spun around the knee. I knew it was bad. I screamed, or thought I did. No one came. It felt like forever on the raised platform, no coach, no trainer, no doctor while I writhed.

Eventually my coach realized I wasn't getting back up. They rushed to me. The trainer thought my knee was dislocated and he attempted to push it back in place. It wasn't dislocated though. My femur was broken - we didn't know that yet - and he was pushing bone against bone.

My dad joined me in the ambulance. I remember sobbing -- "What am I going to do now? I don't know how to do anything else. This is all I want to do."

He cried too. We assumed my career was over. He said: "You can do anything you want to do. You're smart and you can be anything you want to be. You're just getting started." He was right in so many ways.

But all I wanted then was to be a gymnast.

I was taken to the nearest hospital and rushed into surgery. It was a French speaking hospital and we didn't fully understand what anyone was telling us.

When I came out of surgery a doctor who spoke English told us "It was a broken femur. Not her knee." We cheered. We were all so happy. My coaches, my parents, me. Bones often heal better than joints.

I left Canada on crutches with a full leg cast. When I got home to Pennsylvania, my doctor changed the cast to a lighter one, with a hinge at the knee. And I went back to the gym. I started training right away.

8 months later, in June 1986, I walked into the arena in Indianapolis for USA Championships. No one thought I'd be there. Everyone thought I was done. Forever.

I knew I wasn't done. Not yet.

I won. I became the National Champion less than a year after breaking my femur on the world's stage.

Never give up. Never.

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Hi Rep Bottoms. @CBSNewsColorado ranks third among Denver's four network TV news station ratings. @9NEWS has held the top spot for 41 years. Sorry not Sorry if nobody saw this debate.
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Scott Bottoms for Colorado @ScottBottomsCO]

The fraud is out of control, and Colorado voters deserve real answers.

Unlike Channel 9’s gotcha-style hit piece disguised as a “debate,” CBS Colorado gave us the opportunity to actually answer the questions and speak directly to the people.

Watch the full debate here: https://t.co/6xTPl3ivag

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

@emaulbetsch @jeffhunt Hi Erik. Honest question: are you getting paid through subscription and advertising revenue or through donor support?
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Mr T 2 @GovtsTheProblem]

Because Democrats don’t shank other fellow Democrats in debates.

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Hi Mandy. That's a well phrased question that keys in on specifics while also holding the responsible party accountable. However, it was a Democrat candidate debate and @MarshallZNews strategically planned his questioning with that in mind.
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[The Driving In Silence Mandy Connell @MandyConnell]

On my blog today I made a suggestion for an alternate question from the way Marshall asked about regulations. As I'm sure you don't read the (amazing) blog, here it is:
Marshall asked: COLORADO IS AN INCREASINGLY PROGRESSIVE STATE PUTTING RESTRICTIONS ON BUSINESSES IN THE NAME OF CONSUMER AND ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION. IS THAT DRIVING BUSINESSES OUT OF COLORADO, MR. BENNET?

A better way to ask that, using Tuesday Night Energy, might have been:

Colorado is the 6th most regulated state in the nation and business owners are leaving or choosing other states because they say the business environment is too challenging in Colorado. Many of those regulations were passed by your own party. How to you plan to fix the exodus of businesses and bring back Colorado’s vibrant business economy?

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Hi Jeff. Both @pweiser (D) and @MichaelBennet (D) have been staunch and very vocal supporters of @9NEWS.
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

I am proud to carry on the tradition of journalistic standards that make Denver media standout.
#copolitics #9news #heynext
https://t.co/3U6u1w6haM

[Robert Simkavitz @RN8mfxhwm2g]

More than fifty years ago I worked at the Denver Post, running their teletype room and distributing the fresh wire reports to the editors at 5 am.

Selective reporting was the norm, with stories supporting the publishers slant went forward, and other stories (wires) hit the trash bin, errors of omission is what they could be called. The only change allowed was the removal of people, sentences, and inconvenient facts. A SUBSET of truth hit the Denver Post press.

What is different today is the stories need no basis in fact, it is errors of commission, lies up front. We can't trust any Colorado liberal press as they are fully bought, controlled and manipulated by the leftist communists.

Lets hope we can reverse this before we completely lose the State to Reid Hoffman, Bloomberg and all the other billionaires that want to own and control Colorado.

Vote for anyone other than a Democrat for Governor.

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

Taking the words of conservatives out of context then misrepresenting their quotes by adding some non-related bigotry whataboutism feels good.
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

TRUE: @KristaKafer frequently replies or quotes left leaning @9NEWS star Kyle Clark's posts, presumably to gain the attention of Colorado’s biggest tv personality. Even though she's regarded as a Republican.
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Forest Mommy🌲🗡💪🏹🌲🌲 @ForestMommy]

@kyle_snark @coloradodems @9NEWS Krista sticks her brown nose wherever she'll get the most favor.

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

"In our Colorado for all, everyone can be who they are without being subject to hateful and ineffective conversion therapy. Conversion Therapy can be harmful, traumatizes kids, and is a scam to waste people's hard-earned money" said @GovofCO @jaredpolis
#copolitics #9news

[Hi Kid @HiKidHey]

Colorado's Governor just signed a law placing children on a "conveyor belt" of government & non-profit social interventions from "Cradle to College," inserting state-sponsored NGOs between children and parents.

The law further embeds gender ideology into state law, as program grants are exclusively available to orgs with a proven track record of fealty to "gender identity" ideology.

The Harlem Children's Zone-an NYC NGO with over $1,000,000,000 in assets-lobbied the Colorado legislature to pass the law. The HCZ-inspired law derives from Obama’s 2008 Promise Neighborhoods Initiative, a program with no track record of success.

Geoffrey Canada, the HCZ president paid roughly $1M annually, attended the signing as @GovofCO special guest.

HCZ is financially supported by former George Soros partner Stan Druckenmiller.

Details in 🧵below

[9MM NEWS @News9mm]

Far-left donor supported (because no one will buy their slop) activist "news" site criticizes normal people as "far-right" because they believe that is a bad thing.

That is The Most Colorado Thing we have seen today!

#copolitics #Colorado #9News #HeyNext

[Kyle Snark (Parody) @kyle_snark]

I hope the reputation matches your expectations.
#copolitics #9news #heynext

[Political Blast @political_bl4st]

@KyleClark the focus will be on you tomorrow to see if you keep the same energy that you did for the Republican debate, my guess is you’ll deep throat like you usually do for the Democrats.