klindy

if i can’t scuba, then what has this all been about she/her

[Dean Ammi @AlgerianFooty]

🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸

The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[jordan @JordanUhl]

I’m Jim Collins, a 57-year-old electrician from Fayetteville, North Carolina and Spencer Pratt becoming mayor of Los Angeles is my top issue.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

"How I Bought Your Mother."

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[willow 🍥 @velvetedcake]

happy pride 🪽

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

happy pride

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[MidnightRun @MidnightRunz]

@WhiteHouse Literally.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but Trump gets a $200 fine for insider trading

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

We need an American Girl Doll whose great hurdle is that her parents run a family vlogging channel

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to become a popstar to perform at the nation’s 250th.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[ًًneenee ⚢ @yoonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military