kyle the baron of pizza

this is my Twitter account and they can’t make me call it anything otherwise. writing the next sci-fi novel no one wants to make an adaptation of.

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

@DNVR_Nuggets This almost sunk me into depression just seeing this right now, in 2026.

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

@Producer_Josh

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

Apple and Xbox announcing their hardware getting price increases…

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

@NBABlackburn SORCERY!

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

@Producer_Josh I certainly didn’t see it trending yesterday with males going off about its failure due to her not being attractive enough…

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

If you are concerned with your kid being competitively dropped out of a “big club” team because of how young he is, maybe he’s too young to handle being in that kind of team? Also if you weren’t aware of that possibility, sounds like the problem is with the parent, not the club.

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Landon Donovan says that "millions of kids" are falling out of love with soccer after a recent experience with his 8-year-old son’s “big" club team.

Donovan told FOS the club has added “bigger, faster, and stronger” players, pushing smaller players like his son to its “B-team.”

[ESPN @espn]

The NFL has decided not to hold a supplemental draft this year, effectively halting Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby's path to the league this season.

"His application carries with it a lot of issues," an NFL source told @adamschefter and @petethamel.

More: https://t.co/jUcjwXmnh1

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

@DNVR_Nuggets @DNVR_Sports @Urbodo

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

Based on the large experience playing the game, am I gonna have a good time and get robbed right as I’m getting to the conclusion of the film, or do I get attacked before I even make it through the credits?

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

'Sea of Thieves' live-action movie, based on the video game, in the works with Marvel filmmaker behind 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day.' https://t.co/NNUoJ1ixcI

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

Not Tom Hanks….

[IGN @IGN]

Disney could use technology to "cobble together" voice lines for Woody in future Toy Story movies, Tom Hanks has suggested. https://t.co/pq8IvbghXn

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

@KsLeep9391 @DLineCo I think that is true. If Melo had won a championship in Denver, fans may have gotten past it all. May be the only saving grace for Giannis in Mil.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Timberwolves reportedly would only trade Jaden McDaniels for Nikola Jokić or Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @MikeAScotto

“Other teams have always called on rising swingman Jaden McDaniels. Minnesota has made him essentially untradable unless it was for a blockbuster trade involving Giannis Antetokounmpo orNikola Jokic.”

(Via https://t.co/x5PFtJMFBe)

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

As a sports fan who’s seen pictures and videos of championship celebrations all my life, those videos and pictures from yesterday’s parade in New York are an entirely other level.

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

So since it sounds like it ends on a cliffhanger, @netflix essentially is telling anyone like myself who was going to watch it but hadn’t had a chance due to the insane amount of content out there & the general horrors that persist, that they’re ok w/ no one else watching it?

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

RIP 'The Boroughs,' Which Netflix Just Canceled After One Season https://t.co/KTE5rV1AB3

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

Love how much the loosely defined “character” of Shedeur Sanders was thrown around last year to tank his stock, yet NFL folks are salivating at this kid who is running from consequences to the NFL. Again, a guy doing more than Pete Rose did to get himself banned from baseball…

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

This actually happens? Been over a year and a half and I’ve not been able to draw steady couple of free subs a month. But I’m still posting.

[Substack @Substack]

When you get your first paying subscriber who's not somebody you know in real life

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

Congrats to the Timberwolves letting another star go somewhere else to win a championship!

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

Congratulations to the Knicks.

RIP to the city of New York tonight, there’s no way it survives.

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

This is the most tone deaf, apples to oranges, self serving example I’ve seen yet for this.

Translation: I’m rich and shouldn’t ever have to deal buyers remorse or something not going my way.

[Yahoo Sports College Football @YahooSportsCFB]

Cody Campbell pushes back on the growing conversation around boycotting Texas Tech.

[kyle the baron of pizza @kyleembke]

@CollegeBallpark @Ajbspurs22 @ralulla The amount of people who love sports defending this kid as no big deal is insane. If he wasn’t a qb no one would care if he receives consequences. I honestly don’t think he care about legal consequences, but he shouldn’t play & I hope the Big 12 has the balls to drop a hammer