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Are they gonna sell out of digital copies???

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Grand Theft Auto VI launches November 19, with pre-orders starting June 25.

Learn why it plays best on PS5: https://t.co/w0enIHvPFQ

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Please steal this plan, @CallofDuty:

Stop making a new game every year. Make ONE game called Call of Duty and put @InfinityWard in charge of the franchise.

New campaign every 3 years. Seasonal MP, WZ, and DMZ updates in between. Other studios support Infinity Ward's vision.

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One of the funniest thoughts to me right now is all the overseas World Cup visitors in NYC last night watching people flood the streets and light cars on fire because the Knicks won their first title in 50+ years.

They're gonna think this is a normal American Saturday night.

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@kyleembke

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Globe trotting. Letting the 2026 @Tesla Model Y take me for a joy ride. cc:@elonmusk

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Pictonico!

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The guy in the passenger seat of a suburban watching me eat a burrito while my Tesla drove me home tonight

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Hey @elonmusk, any chance we can get Tesla added to Forza Horizon 6?

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Mixtape was pretentious, characters insufferable, and the “90s nostalgia” couldn’t have felt further from my own experience. The 90s kids I grew up with listened to 90s music. Nothing on this mixtape would’ve been in any Walkman near me.

2 metal tshirts out of 5

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Welp, that was painful

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4️⃣

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Two Diet Cokes deep into game one and feeling hopeful 🤞

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I’ve got the receipts. There screenshots tell the story

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Dear @CoxHelp cc: @CoxComm I Canceled my service on April 13, got the “sorry to see you go” email & text. Then a retention call trying to win me back? Real subtle. Did you “accidentally” re-up me out of spite? Today: another bill for May 1. Spent 2 hours canceling again.

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Pro tip: When a customer cancels and you send ‘sorry to see you go,’ maybe don’t ignore it and bill them anyway. Had to cancel twice this week after your retention squad called post-cancellation. Two confirmations, zero service used.

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Good riddance, @CoxComm. May your evil reign end swiftly. You've robbed my bank account for the last time.

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@kyleembke Dude’s a beast

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@kyleembke Not surprised after watching him humble the Lakers last night