Kylee Pendery

likes long strolls through rational thought, and cutting humor. 🥴

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

IRS lawyer setups hot dog stand amid government shutdown. Says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled in his life.”

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

#cowboysnation eagles v cowboys!

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

@profgalloway - can’t wait to hear your take after this WWDC! 👀

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

#Apple’s headset will be one of the biggest tech failures

More on tomorrow’s #ProfGMarkets in your #ProfGPod feeds

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

Sketchers will be the next New Balance (ironic dad shoe).

[Sarah Holmes @sholmesie]

SF is back — I just eye flirted with a boy on a fixie while my cardboard straw dissolved into my $8 coffee. Feels right

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

So I’m watching this Q Anon HBO documentary… my takeaway? I feel really bad for all of these people’s dogs.

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

🖤🖤🖤

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Las Vegas Raiders DE Carl Nassib comes out as gay

He also announced a $100K donation to the Trevor Project, a suicide prevention organization for LGBTQ youth. https://t.co/5Xobd9s0pp

[Happy Hooker IV @popeprius]

Oh shit oh fuck

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Big Pharma says they need to charge astronomical prices to pay for research and development. Yet, the amount they spend on manipulating the market to enrich shareholders completely eclipses what's spent on R&D. Today, I confronted a CEO about the industry's lies, with visuals ⤵️

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

Just google searched for an item for the dog I do not even have. 🙄

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

my bad bro @god

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

@nastynhal And coming from a Cap... 🥴‼️

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

Am I part of the problem if I just got frustrated and thought, “typing is becoming too slow and obsolete...”?

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Hard to believe I get death threats.

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

This might be the best thing that happens to the Republican Party...

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

@melbelle30 October: when people think they can just get away with graphic blood splatter n shit...

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Kylee Pendery @kyleependery]

@ColePendery nah dog, found a 'cado guy here. come back.