Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert

Dad. Husband. Comedian. Democratic Socialist. Vegan. On Twitter too often for his own good.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

Ok I’m deleting the Twitter app today (leaving the account up for now in hopes Elon gets bored and sells the company to someone competent).

Come find me on Threads (@kyleewert) until I find different, but equally offensive reasons to leave that app too!

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

Algorithms are bad in general, but there are clearly worse ones.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

I have to force myself to tap the X app icon. It’s like my body is rejecting opening the app.

So strange that THIS is the thing that may finally get me to delete this cursed app.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

This sucks because I think I’ve catered my feed here to receive the types of tweets I want to see regularly, but over time the “For You” feed is unusable due to an influx of Elon sycophants and conservatives that I’m certain any decent algorithm would not have served me.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell has repeatedly said he is "fine" since he froze up mid-sentence in the middle of a press conference on Wednesday. https://t.co/jtxk9y4pe4

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

This is neither hear nor there, but Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater are both archetypes of people that went to my wealthy NJ suburban high school.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

Is it worth the high school athletics flashbacks though?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A new study points to a somewhat surprising exercise that may be able to dramatically reduce someone’s blood pressure: the wall squat. https://t.co/bQihAtN0Tp

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

The circles of the Venn diagram of these two things do not touch to create a group that finds this funny.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

“He is Vigo!”

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

@Marklevy85 Congrats Mark!!

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

Am I the only person who still has the bird everywhere and no references to “X” anywhere in the app?

Not complaining at all, hope it stays this way.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My predecessor presided over historic job losses.

Thanks to Bidenomics, we’ve presided over historic job growth.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

🤞🏻Dismantling Capitalism 🤞🏻

[The Associated Press @AP]

President Joe Biden plans to announce new steps to address the extremely high temperatures threatening millions of people as heat waves spread across the United States. https://t.co/h4SRsW2Ubk

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

I’m in DSA. I think AOC is good.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

👑

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The U.S. Senate is now debating an $886,000,000,000 defense budget. Unless there are major changes to the bill, I intend to vote against it. Here’s why.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

the twitter bird may be gone but we’ll always have our state bird 🖕

[Teamsters @Teamsters]

💥“WE’VE CHANGED THE GAME”: TEAMSTERS WIN HISTORIC UPS CONTRACT💥

Today, the #Teamsters reached the most historic tentative agreement for workers in the history of @UPS, protecting and rewarding more than 340,000 UPS Teamsters nationwide. #1u

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

Get @CornelWest on @PodSaveAmerica

[Sam Stein @samstein]

INBOX. Chris Christie to appear on Pod Save America

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

The Democrats who helped the GOP incinerate the world are never going to apologize for their complicity. It’s really annoying.

[Kyle “Healthcare pls ” Ewert @kyleewert]

Queensbridge Park better get ready to tell him to get the fuck away from there.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida was involved in a car crash while traveling to an event in Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Tuesday, a spokesman said, adding that DeSantis and his aides were unhurt.
https://t.co/PY6zOSrPFm