Kyle Garnick™️

circus peanuts

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[i like food @messedupfoods]

This is the shit they play on the screen when you get a spare at the bowling alley

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

If there's watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. The elemons

[josh @y0cuando]

Pronouncing oatmeal like Montreal

[Mike ☭🇵🇸 @xinspiteofx]

Chat GPT fall out boy be like This isn’t just a scene; it’s also an arms race

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

This strip of paper is a real litmus test for telling whether something is an acid or a base

[frye @___frye]

cantaloupe is a low C-tier fruit that’s laundered itself into respectability by associating with true best-in-slots like strawberries, pineapple, and grapes. keep your eyes open and don’t be fooled

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

good way to tell a guy’s a jerk is if he’s drinking out of a human skull. don’t like to generalize but. he’s probably a real piece of work

[Kyle Garnick™️ @kylegahnick]

@FlintDibble I just want to know more about Gobekli Tepe within my lifetime!

[Kyle Garnick™️ @kylegahnick]

@FlintDibble I like you both! Important to have both imagination and skepticism.

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

being must be the best feeling ever. like hell yeah i’m

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

actually i think the elephant really ties the room together

[greg @greg16676935420]

Someone just asked me to name two structures that hold water

I was like well dam

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

love when a hotel has a piano in the lobby. should do that with other instruments too. holiday inn should have a tuba

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails

[ClassicComics @ClassicComics3]

Devil Went Down to Georgia is fascinating to me because it’s so American. In any other culture it would be a cautionary tale of hubris and fooling with the demonic. But in America, Johnny actually is just better than the Devil. It’s so American

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

The Odyssey must have seemed like such a goofy title when it came out. Imagine if someone nowadays wrote a book about a guy named Steve and called it The Stevening and it was taught it every school 1000 years later