Kyle Davidson

RT for a follow fave for an RT, @'s for RTs and favs. Fave for a fave after 5 RTs.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

Police on the scene described it as 'a robbery gone really, really well' and have no suspects or leads at this time.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

@JomboyMedia Lol

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

The Ikea Monkey parody account I just started isn't gaining any traction.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me waking up at 4:30 AM.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

So the Leafs can walk around naked in their dressing room and it's fine, but as soon as I do it everyone acts like its some big deal.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

Not being able to retweet your own stuff is total bullshit.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

Mute not lest ye be muted.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

I think if Bob Newhart had Twitter it might go, a little something, like this.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

Low key using the term 'low key' incorrectly.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

I'm not a tweeter I just draft a lot.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

Nobody tells me what to skinnamarinky do

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

The bank teller said the manager would have to process my transaction, but I think they were just passing the buck.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

Oh when I was a kid I had it rough I tell ya. My parents signed me up for day camp - they made me go at night.

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

*on the phone*
Me: Hello, Mr. Berman?
Me: Hi Shelly, do you mind if I borrow your format?
Me: For a tweet
Me: Whats a tweet you say? Well it

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

silent mode off? more like loud mode on

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

@jameshartnett @TomHenry

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

Going to the MTV VMAs in 1998?

Perks of being The Wallflowers

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

silent mode off? more like loud mode on

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

New Joker movie looks insane

[Kyle Davidson @kyleidavidson]

@stavvybaby This is going to hurt ticket sales

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

I enjoy trees, grass and other things of that nature