Kyle J Mann

i enjoy things, and places, and non-specific nouns.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

Ron DeSantis looks like the guy from your high school that lost the student body election for treasurer but got the position anyway because the person that won decided he didn't want it, and still went on a power trip about it.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

@michaelianblack This is as true now as last year's tweet when it was only almost 39 years ago.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

@C0ckLesnar Small dick, average size balls (mostly because I don't like to brag about the size of my balls).

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

Do we start rioting before we can't afford marshmallows to roast over the dumpster fire of America or after?

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

@baddanadanabad I get that, but calling me Sam would feel like you are calling me fat and I have no reason why that would be.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

@EllisATucci Either the weed or the trumpet player being over 100 years old and dying of natural causes, it would be hard to tell.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

"Russia is artificially inflating their market, and it is not a sustainable model" says leader of country that has been artificially inflating their market since Volcker was the chair of the federal reserve in the 80s.
https://t.co/oGEpM6aVgK

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

The guy running for Kuna city council whose platform is to stop the federal government as a whole, absolutely has my vote. Big fan of anyone who would ride a donkey to fight windmills.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

I'm sick of all these sex toy companies shipping discreetly. Can anyone recommend where I can get sex toys delivered with sparklers and neon signs?

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

At least #UnitedAirlines made us forget about #kendalljenner thing, which made us forget about...whatever happened prior to that.. I forget.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

You only truely love your city when your willing to burn it down.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

Can't wait for the Ambrose Asylum to arrive to Nampa. @wwenampa @TheDeanAmbrose

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

Made so many bad mistakes last night, that I'm at Taco Bell at 10:40 AM.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

My least favorite thing about my wife coming home at nine AM from the bars is that she is soooo cold when she gets into bed. #futuretweet

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

My whiskey and coke is definitely missing some white powder.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Does day-drinking count as civil disobedience?

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

Sometimes before I start work, I remind myself that I only have 450 minutes to go if I don't count lunch and breaks.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

Found my coffee cup, day is looking better by the minute.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

Woke up at six to my wife stumbling in drunk saying don't worry I didn't take off my clothes. Now I can't find my coffee cup.

[Kyle J Mann @kylejmann]

I'm pretty sure that my superpower is serving as a reminder of other people's mistakes.