Kyle Cowlick

Genderless punky musician that is depressed but has blue hair so it’s less obvious Booking: [email protected]

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@edmundmcmillen While on a cat’s page, I would like to be able to click on the icons for the cats they love or hate to then navigate to those cat’s pages

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@PikemanG I guess Bare Minimum could help but I can’t think of anything else

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@Mazapan404 @TylerGlaiel Copromancer would probably be the name

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@Darren_Mooney I said the same thing about Scream (2022)!

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@hbomax just gave me so many ads that it went to 4/3 then I got 5 extra ads for HBO shows. Fuck you guys.

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@nocontextmemes @ShitpostGate 2001: A Space Odyssey got weird at the end

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Hey @JamesGunn was the whole “he may have been your father, boy. But he wasn’t your daddy” line an intentional reference to the Replacements Androgynous? “He might be your father but he sure ain’t a dad.” You did put I Will Dare in GotG 3 which is on the same album

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Coining the phrase “The War on Terror Drugs” before it becomes popular

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@BentonCalder @feraljokes Yes? No? Maybe? I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

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@BradyWhorebet @TheDChypeguy @mistylante No idea why this comment is labeled as probably spam

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I just saw a commercial that implied washing clothes is so difficult you should sign up for their subscription based clothes rental company. The future is now and it’s terrible!

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@AssalRad It’s more like the ID(GA)F about killing kids

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@AssalRad

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@kitten_beloved It has the same problem as Bright. When you make the marginalized group actually have a history of violence or evil, it undermines the message.

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@joshharding77 Ohhh I thought that was the Don’t Breathe guy and I got even more confused than I was supposed to be

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@DCU2025_ @RamagomaLeago

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Bob Iger really just publicly admitted that Marvel hasn’t had strong quality control for the past few years. That’s an insane amount of honesty.

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So who’s making a new version of Guys and Dolls for the 21st century?

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@JasonKPargin I wish it were only done in the episode about shooting the oner. The fact that they’re everywhere makes it less clever.

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We need to rally around this movie. Make it the biggest movie ever and maybe Zazlav will be sacked for being the incompetent schmuck he is

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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M

They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.