Kyle

husband, steadicam op, tinkerer, helper

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

“Can we DOGE eagles??”

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

Who did you put at the top?
“Gorgonzola”
You mean Gonzaga?
“I like my name better.”

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

“Water, Earth, Rach”
What’s Rach-bending look like?
“Queso”

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

“We can’t spot vac, my piss??” -the love of my life

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

WE HAD TO FIND YOU AT THE GRANDPA PROM AFTER PARTY

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

Rachel: you give me the rhythm and I give you the flavor. #cummingscomeagain

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

Kyle: They sure like to electrocute people in this movie.
Rachel: You like coupons for smoothies?
#martialmisinterpretations #cummingscomeagain

[Christopher Newport University @CNUcaptains]

Randall Munroe '06 of #xkcd fame is back at it with a new book that tackles common real-world problems with absurd scientific advice. Grab your copy today! #CaptainForLife

[Lidl US @LidlUS]

Help us help @ccpdanimalsvcs find Kona’s fur-ever home! This pup was left at one of our Richmond-area stores and will be up for adoption starting 3/20. For every retweet, you’ll help spread the word and we’ll donate 1 cup of food to @ccpdanimalsvcs, up to 4,000. #rethinkgrocery

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

@petermckinnon What’s that timeline? The Peter McKinnon life story? Aka “A Tale of Illusion and Imagery”? Or a dense lesson on the do’s and don’ts of coffee creation? So many possibilities. 🤷‍♂️

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

I don’t know what kind of rhythmic science went into the creation of the Parks and Rec theme song. My gawd I never skip the intro on Netflix

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

but that's........that's the book. that's what the book is about

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

Brb moving to a responsible state:

Washington state sticks it to the FCC, passes its own net neutrality rules

https://t.co/ZvkR16NPKm

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

@petermckinnon It’s a sweet short film!

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

@ZaxBit @Amtrak You acquired the Pee Seat #blessed

[Kyle @kylemcummings]

@LostCatDog Elmer’s glue

[Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode) @Probgoblin]

There should be an Olympic event where you ride a snowboard as hard as you can into a big wall of loosely packed snow.

Points are awarded for how far in you go and if you make a cool shape.