Kyle Minall

Comedian, Melburnian and inconsistent Twitter user. Hate Dan Andrews? You won’t enjoy following me.

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

NOW is the time for reparations @Channel7! I have a surefire way to win the battle between Home and Away and Neighbours… just buy @neighbours back and keep it going.

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

@JanetRoachHW @TrumpRealDaily 👀

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Look. I’m not going to pretend to speak on behalf of all stupid white bastards, but us white bastards can definitely be stupid on occasion.

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@jeff_kennett @AshleyLeahy Like how we needed an infectious diseases hospital a couple of years ago? In fact, the one you shut down would have been super handy, come to think of it.

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@jeff_kennett Ummm. Yeah. That’s the whole point? That’s what all these “woke” people have been saying about billionaires, Jeff 🤦‍♀️

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@ImACelebrityAU @Channel10AU @thomasjohn86

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RESPECT THE NEW PRIDE FLAG

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It’s not politically correct to call them checkout chicks anymore

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You don’t adapt to a calculator. It’s either a good calculator or it’s not. Stop trying to gel with your calculator.

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

Let’s leave ride-on suitcases in 2024

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We haven’t even heard Luigi talk yet? What if he sounds like Kermit?

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

@ShaneIsheev Thanks for contributing so much 🥰

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

Kmart should be thrilled that people are buying things big enough to require a trolley, rather than making me spend SEVENTEEN MINUTES finding a $1 coin

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

In a world of “oh Cynthia is MY Elphaba” and “I’m old school! Idina is my girl” who’s holding space for the Amanda Harrison generation?

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

Wait until the kids find out that the original Elphaba was Elsa…

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Elon Musk being put in charge of restructuring the US government is basically the worst thing I’ve ever heard

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

Time to bring out the big guns.

We need Jenny Morrison to have a chat with Trump about empathy for women.

[Patricia Karvelas @PatsKarvelas]

Just think about how lucky we are to have the Australian Electoral Commission @AusElectoralCom
Uncontested elections
The best system in the world

[Kyle Minall @kyleminall]

@deniseshrivell Do you get toilet sharks at your house too?

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Enjoying camping must be an evolutionary thing, yeah?