Kyler Brown

[Kyler Brown @kylerbrown99]

I don’t think think anyone understands exactly how crazy this is🤣

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Taima the Hawk thought he was fly but that bird just got ROASTED.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Poor Donald Trump. Donated his entire $400,000 salary. And what did he get in return? Just $2.2 billion, a Qatar plane, military contracts for his sons, and an IRS ruling that he never has to pay taxes again.

He gives and gives to America but gets nothing back. Breaks my heart.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Remember when Bill Clinton getting a blow job in the Oval Office was all the rage.
Now the president is a rapist of women and children and no one bats an eye.

That’s where we are now….

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.

[curt @casbeataol]

If you jump out of an unmarked car with a mask over your face and a gun in your hand and you run towards the front of my car I will run you over! I don’t know who the fuck you are and you’ve got a gun pointed at me! My only choice to survive is to kill you first.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Man FUCK this

We the CONSUMERS paid those tariffs because companies passed that expense on to us

Now corporations get the refunds too??

I’m so fucking TIRED

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The Reflecting Pool has been drained and there is still no evidence of a three football field long gash.

Hear me out and I know it’s hard to fathom, but is it just possible that trump is lying?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Did you know that when a male surgeon dies they just have his wife with no medical training take over and do all the surgeries? And if she's isn't available or doesn't exist, the job goes to his sister.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Donald Trump still talks about Hillary Clinton and her e-mails.

Donald Trump still talks about James Comey.

Donald Trump still talks about the 2020 election he lost.

Someone tried to shoot him in 2024, missed and hit his ear….

….and he never, ever talks about it.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

In a normal world, a sitting US president who paid the woman he raped $5.6M would be historic news.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Reflecting Pool isn’t American flag blue.
There is no 300 yard gash.
They were not eating cats and dogs.
Schools are not secretly changing kids’ genders.
He has not ended eight wars.
2020 was not a rigged election.
Medications are not 1,500% cheaper.
Tariffs are taxes.
Inflation is going up.
He wasn’t shot.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Today the President of the United States officially paid a woman $5 million for sexually assaulting her. What an absolute disgrace this Nation has become under this administration.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

OMG

Trump just paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million

Because he raped her

Because he's a rapist

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

A 3-yr-old girl in Maine watched ICE fatally shoot her father (Joan Sebastian Guerrero) in the head while she sat in her car seat wearing Bluey pajamas.

Then she watched agents pull his lifeless body from the car to cuff him.

Is America great yet, you stupid MAGA motherfuckers?

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

They’re giving away Lindsay Grahams seat to his sister and they’re giving Mitch McConnells seat to his cousin.

We do not live in a democracy anymore. This is not how a democracy functions.

We did not vote for these people.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If you think vandals cut a 3 football field-long tear in the Reflecting Pool with a box cutter, in the water, with no one noticing, and this wasn’t just a case of Trump overpaying a donor known for doing terrible work, then congratulations, you’re in a cult.

[Christina Henderson @chenderson]

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell is essentially on paid sick & medical leave.

The same employment protection he has spent his career blocking other Americans from having.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Yep. These are tire tracks in the reflecting pool. Sediment has built up on the indents.

You can see where the front tires turned in unison.

10 years prison for Trump!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Weird, right? It's almost as if...and ride with me here...Trump is a lying liar who lies.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

If male staff are in any way distracted by children's knees, I don't think they should be allowed anywhere near a school, to be honest.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF CONGRESS HELD TRUMP ACCOUNTABLE FOR TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT 6 YEARS AGO 🙄