Kyle Ross

Is this the place where I'm supposed to share my origin story?

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Never thought much about pronouns, but I do have preferred adjectives I’d like people to use when referring to me.

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

To live a meaningful life :

-Be real
-Be kind
-Be humble
-Be grateful

Everything else will fall into place.

[Ronda @RondaIsaac]

It’s nice to have a reason to smile even if it’s only a dream.

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

[miss jones @yadaaaleee]

rt this Popeyes biscuit for good luck ✨

[Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl]

someone just told me i was a bad influence and i was like thank you.

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

When you’re in a rush so you do your makeup in the car

[Glenny_Baby🇨🇦 @Glenny_Baby]

I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead.

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

You know, two or three of those ain’t that bad..

[Cathy M @omg0sh]

I know I haven't retweeted you much lately but that just means it'll be all the more special when I do.

[Reina @FahLoSuee]

"I woke up like this" vs How you really woke up. 😂💯

[Nodnarb @BCMontgo]

Avocado Product Review

Easy to peel
Delicious guac
Three days and five teeth later I finished the nut

Would not recommend.
2 of 5 Stars

[Deno DeMartino @Deno_Tron]

Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room

[several onions @Amusitr0n]

Doctor: you are dangerously overweight
Me: I find it really surprising you say that because I'm not nearly as fat as your mom

[乙 @_zogby_]

Ignorance is not the same as stupidity, but when people choose to remain ignorant they are absolutely choosing to be stupid.