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And so it begins...

[乙 @_zogby_]

@celinedryan THIS IS A TROLL. Don't reply. Report.

[乙 @_zogby_]

@eduneret @celinedryan Campus Reform is staffed with illiterates, it seems.

[乙 @_zogby_]

@DDemin @celinedryan heh

[乙 @_zogby_]

@ianmiles @celinedryan lol no.

[乙 @_zogby_]

@ForgeEagle @PardesSeleh OH NOES!!!!!

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Forget about learning survival skills from "The Walking Dead." I'm watching "Gilligan's Island" and I just made a radio from a coconut.

[SAM SMITH @samsmith]

WHO IS THIS KID!!!!!? YOU ARE OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE WHOEVER YOU ARE ❤️

[Joe Roche @JRoche3MR]

Hockey has been cancelled for like six hours and Canada solved coronavirus

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death.

[𝕘𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕥 @geist_x_]

I make poor choices.
-me, flirting

[Chincha @chincha33]

Just mute the assholes, and enjoy Twitter once again. It's that simple.

[Cris @CrisMtzgr]

Life is too short to complain about the same people over and over. Burn those bridges and be happy.

[乙 @_zogby_]

@Lovestained555 Rollin up to my Tinder date like....

[karen @klsmd12]

some princesses throw tight spirals and hit 3’s in chuck’s

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

If your man asks you for a little head go all arts and crafts on his ass.

[Lo, bird app avoider @LoSucks]

Hate it when guys do that thing where they are so nice and good that you can’t help falling in love with them

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

If I ever start thinking of funny things to say it’s all over for you bitches