Kyle McCormack

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[trafalgar d. laney ʢᴗ.ᴗʡᶻ @NimraenArt]

fuck a 9-5 i wanna join the straw hats

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

Wake up babe, the worst possible news just dropped

[Kyle McCormack @kyleshubmac]

@tedcruz Go fuck yourself

[Danny Healey @Danny__healey]

THE PICK IS IN!! 🚨

✅ HOU ML & over 140.5
✅ Az -8.5 & over 166.5

@smoklercandleco

[Anastasia Klimash 🇺🇦 @nastasiaKlimash]

An email will never find him

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: Aftoman was spotted celebrating his historic win against Ohio police. The beloved rapper was outside Adams County courthouse after winning unanimously in his defamation trial and successfully defended his First Amendment rights.

Afroman wins in unanimous fashion, defending his First Amendment rights against the Adams County Sheriff's Department.

[nathan @nathanrobii]

the dune part three trailer just received a 30 minute standing ovation in my bedroom after watching it for the hundredth time

[Kyle McCormack @kyleshubmac]

@Antunes1 Fuck you @LindseyGrahamSC

[zenith @zenithvx]

Beyond parody

[Kyle McCormack @kyleshubmac]

@tedcruz Fuck you

[Kyle McCormack @kyleshubmac]

@SenFettermanPA fuck you

[Kristin Robinson @wordsbykristin]

Honestly? Berklee college of music

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The crazy thing about whole milk is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

My favorite Patriots are the players who fit the team ethos regardless of era: the Troy Browns, Julian Edelmans, Kevin Faulks, the Vrabels and Bruschis.

Marcus Jones is one of those guys.

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Today as the Dead faithful celebrated the life of Bob Weir, John Mayer delivered perhaps the only “Ripple” that’s ever made me smile-cry… Highly suggest.😔

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Took all 9 of their lives

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

George Orwell originally envisioned Animal Farm as a computer animated film where they dance to Uptown Funk at the end, but he lacked the technology to achieve that.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

🗣️ FUCK ICE AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH THEM

[Elle Nolastname @DSMSIX]

THE ONLY ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD WITH A SPINE STRIKES AGAIN