Kyle☺♠

[WOLFÉ @TSHlAMO]

When you want science to fall but you don't believe in gravity🙄#ScienceMustFall

[Tom Eaton @TomEatonSA]

That moment you want to comment on #sciencemustfall but remember the 23% you got for Science at school so you cough and see yourself out.

[Moira Rose @Moose_013]

Do y'all think foreigners get the shock of their lives when they drive by Afrikaans churches and see a big sign that says "Die Here" 🙃🙃

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

This the kinda Benz chicks be driving when they post pics of the steering wheel, but never the car.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

catch pokemon not feelings

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Wise words from Toys R Us

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she says she'll find someone better than you

[Gabriel Macht @GabrielMacht]

Thanks everyone for watching! #ToTrouble #SuitsPremiere #slowandsteadywinstherace

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

Despite his innocent asthmatic public image, he was a real snake in the bedroom.
Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets . . .

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

its pretty crazy that i’m supposed to decide what i want to do for the rest of my life like hello my mom still talks to the doctor for me??

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Things men do that upset women:
1. lie
2. be honest
3. not talk
4. talk too much
5. not show emotions
6. show emotions
7. breathe

[Zero2Turbo @Zero2Turbo]

All 700 units have been spoken for! We will be seeing one of them tonight at #Daytona for #7wonders 👌

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If your Snapchat story is over 100 seconds, you'd better be doing backflips with Jesus because your life is not that interesting

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Has anyone ever actually read any website terms and conditions? How do we know we haven't signed up for a morris dancing troupe?

[Anonymous @GroupAnon]

Make no mistake: #Anonymous is at war with #Daesh. We won't stop opposing #IslamicState. We're also better hackers. #OpISIS