Kyle Wassell

A lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude

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@ThatKevinSmith Dogma 2: Crypto Jesus

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@Uber_Support You have not DMed me here

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@Postmates doesn’t care that they locked my work card out of my account and they will lose a ton of corporate money because of it. Wild.

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@Uber_Support I already did that over and over and over and over again. Screenshots. Explanations all met with AI nonsense

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@sza It’s insane. This is my corner store in LA. Shit is poison

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Can’t stress enough how insane the lineup is for @WeAreHFC Comedy Night @RACKETNYC. @roywoodjr @JessicaKirson @julezmac @shanetorres @dulcesloan @ianimal69. VIP Hour sponsored by Joe’s Pizza, Nadas, Duchess Cookies, and La Croix. Don’t miss it! Tix here: https://t.co/aDZhTgIZzF

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@JayElHarris Shout out Northwest

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Can’t wait til Kendrick points out that Drake went to Cranbrook. THAT’S A PRIVATE SCHOOL!!

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@TheAlexSylvian Humbly submitting

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@Variety And whitey’s on the moon

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@BrotiGupta Worked at the bar at an Ivy League school and it taught me everything I need to know about the intelligence/integrity of an Ivy League student. They also don’t tip for shit.

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@VDOOZER ran into Luke Tennie and he says you’re his hero. No pressure. Just passing along the love.

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@thebrianposehn friend of yours?

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Dracula Musical! Sometimes you’re just in the right place at the right time and you get to watch Jason Segal perform Dracula’s Lament from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. @samjones has something really special going on at Hotel Cafe and you need to check it out! Happy Halloween.

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@EmbryEthan @WeAreHFC has some reseources that may be helpful. We know how difficult all this can be. Who knows maybe we can raise some awareness together at some point. Hang in there.

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@CameronCrowe I think of your work every time I’m with roadies, teamsters, and crew members. Thanks for all the inspiration.

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@Erinsk8 https://t.co/2H3c5qkx5g

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@EricRogersHere @BittrScrptReadr @barenakedladies A Hydro-field cuts through my neighborhood
Somehow that always just made me feel good
I can put a spare bulb in my hand
And light up my yard

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@WUTangKids I stress recited dazed and confused in my head during an MRI a few weeks back. The tech was like “how’s it going in there” and I was like “fixin to be a lot better, man!”

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Great American Katniss Everdeen. #notweirdatall