Kylie Maxcy

[Hometown @welcomehometown]

While his class chums could belch the alphabet, Little Billy could only belch his Grandma's phone number and womanly dimensions.

[Hometown @welcomehometown]

Scan the QR code to see how much you've disappointed your friends and family

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

All y'all are over there posting your end-of-year videos and Facebook is over here telling me: "We're creating a video just for you and your year. Check back soon to watch it." I guess they're still holding out hope that my life will get cool and exciting in the next three weeks.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

I guess this is what the kids call shameful self-promotion, but...for the student or writer in your life who can't put a sentence together to save their life, I give you (or maybe, this Christmas, YOU GIVE THEM): Me. https://t.co/2Mm1gPBgOB

[London & Partners @londonpartners]

Thanks to @thrillist and @kylie_maxcy for this actually cool article about actually cool things to do in London 🆒
https://t.co/EDBAKBKLpQ

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

@ohlinds_martin 😘🙏

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

"Okay, so I'll either be at The Butcher's Hook and Cleaver or across the street at The Bishop's Finger." -Actual words out of my mouth just now. #england #pub

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

@hannahmarge I love double names!

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

I feel you, Grammarly.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

The modern day equivalent of snail mail is someone taking the time to post on your Facebook wall. No...actually, that’s a care package.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

Let me be your swimming hole guru:

https://t.co/6Uy4nqNv9H

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

Can't.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

No.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

Good God

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

https://t.co/f7vLyxMIuH. Ya guuuuurl. She wrote four entries on this list.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

McCain to Trump tonight: "I like acting like no one has me captured."

[ACLU @ACLU]

Thanks @SenJohnMcCain, @lisamurkowski & @SenatorCollins for voting to save health care.

And thanks to all who never stopped calling them.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

This is how old we are. Also, "summer convos" are conversations I saved on AOL with all my internet friends 😂.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

Nothing screams exciting 4th of July night like watching a documentary about Iceland.

[Kylie Maxcy @kylie_maxcy]

Giant beans!