Kylie

hi, if you’re reading this plz send me puppy pics

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

I can eat a whole box of spiral mac and cheese to myself... I bet ya gf can't do that

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

@SausageMccheese omg

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

It’s 11:34p and I’m sitting in my car in the parking lot of the gym. I just got out of work. Please, for the love of god.. someone tell me to go inside before I leave :,)

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

I would 100% help wax my friend’s buttholes if they asked me to

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

@GwenShear I noticed it was posted at 4:50am😭😂

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

@soulyhad hi, @Spotify says I’m obsessed wit u

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

@caspoons various different ways.. hypothetically, inviting 4-6 different men to meet up at Walmart parking lot at 11:30p and never intending on being there.. only to message them “sorry I ran out of gas can you venmo me” might do it (I didn’t do this btw)

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

surprisingly… my mental health has benefitted by being banned from tinder a 3rd time

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

@brockefeller1

[baby j. @jaytovah_]

Unfortunately I don’t have a competitive spirit when dating. Just choose shorty and leave me alone.

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

hi I’m Kylie and I’m down on my knees, begging, for the bare minimum

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

I’m 25yrs old and in need of someone to go to all-you-can-eat sushi wit bc my brother is too busy with his girlfriend to hangout with me

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

@RwDuck Oh no, it’s like every other text lmao “hi.. I miss u” “I love your gutz” meanwhile I look like this

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

All I do is get drunk and tell everyone I love them… like an obnoxious amount

[Kylie @kyliedewilde15]

hi, I forgot Twitter existed - who wants to hear the weird shit that’s been bobblin’ around in my head?

[dom @716Dominic]

Why don’t I have a girlfriend?! Because I’m 100% emotionally invested in the Buffalo Bills this season