kylie

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

mojo dojo casa house

[kylie @kyliep96]

@KingPhelan hate u

[kylie @kyliep96]

@chunkygrumpyyy Imy you too 🥹

[kylie @kyliep96]

@chunkygrumpyyy Ah! I love the bangs!!

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?"

Yes. He is the most famous.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

i didn’t care for ed edd n eddy… even at a tender age i had the capacity to recognise beauty and glamour. i could see something decidedly unchic was afoot

[kylie @kyliep96]

Nerd

[ryeen @KingPhelan]

Bleu d'auvergne from Paris (dinner)

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

it's ceased to be a to-be-read pile of books and has become an art installation on the passage of time

[brooke @ladyefron]

Sorry I’m 3 hours late someone was watching me parallel park

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees

[pj @pjayevans]

Standing outside buckingham palace With my portable speaker blasting see you again by Wiz khalifa

[Tony @tony_in_rs]

@BankofAmerica Will your fraud dispute team ever answer a call?

[kylie @kyliep96]

@KingPhelan Omg

[kylie @kyliep96]

@KingPhelan ?

[ryeen @KingPhelan]

Day 1

[ryeen @KingPhelan]

MEØW

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

[queue gasolina rn 🇵🇷 @queuegasolinarn]

I’m not donating my dead body to the wretched field of “science” I am donating it to the humanities. I want to be pondered

[💧🌏 Jen Kader @JenWenKad]

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.