Kyle Manchester

Any #hashtags in my bio are only because they have been trending #reasonsnottopanic

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

How do you watch a conflict on another continent?
You crane!

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Looking to indulge? Milk tea is the perfect option, with its just-right, melt-in-your-mouth sweetness.

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@SenWhitehouse Do you want people to stop talking about the completely incompetent mayor that represents the same party as yourself?

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Saying "i was a swim champion" is something anyone can say

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

The last time Trump was president, his policies set our cities on fire too

This is what you voted for, MAGA
@OccupyDemocrats

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@MatthewRyan1oh1 @JoshDenny You can see his apartment in the first shot of his special, along with the car he uses for Uber

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@killuarexic If you aren't american are you really alive?

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Coward

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

@ianmiles @AvivaKlompas @NiohBerg I never said who or what or why I voted for & never will.

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@pawelwargan That's so fuckin corny

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Prediction: The #MAGA crowd is about to have some of the absolute worst takes on the #Biden situation, and I'm going to want to put my face in a hornet's nest

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Am I a horrible person for being repulsed by people genuinely enjoying trite music?

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

With the amount of lady secret service agents, I'm not surprised this happened. #TrumpAssassin

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@JoJoFromJerz @cenkuygur I didn't realize you were on the Maga wagon now. Crazy how the times have changed

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@michaelmalice He looks enbalmed

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@SMcTavishESQ A car is a bigger purchase than an NFT

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Electric cars aren't stupid. See, there are other things that are stupid!

[Skillet McTavish @SMcTavishESQ]

@kymanches @pattonoswalt Bold statement when things like Trump NFTs exist.

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

@pjsercel @pattonoswalt You're gonna be upside down in that thing and it's going to ruin you when it needs a motor

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Referring to a clementine as an orange might be the quickest way to make me want to hit you in the kneecap with a ball peen hammer

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

Multiple dick pics- pecker parlay

[Kyle Manchester @kymanches]

"Glub glub glub"- #matthewperry