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[Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 @antares_ojo_o]

Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

[💯 𝕐𝕦𝕥𝕒 💯 @Yut4rific]

Real talk. If we both agree that people fundamentally cannot change their beliefs or be better human beings, then what is the point of fighting for equality and what do we do to these people when we are in positions of power since it’s been foregone that they cannot change?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Singles Day.

[Daphne @MsDaphneBloke]

Me when the dermatologist says it’s not cancerous

[jack @jackhw_]

british people at the end of their texts

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[darioOo @gunsnsimps]

gay termites be like “i’m eating the house downnn”

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

You ever see yourself from the side and wonder how anyone could ever love you

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

They should rename International Law to Strong Condemnation and Situation Monitoring studies.

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Ended an email with “let me know if there’s anything else you need” and they did

[Olivia 🏳️‍⚧️ @aboxoftimbits]

I can't explain it but the long one gives "x trainer wants to battle!"

[gorgeous randy flamethrower @santosvenganza]

i prolly should stop using this app but i gaslight myself into thinking this is how i stay up on current events and socialize

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Christmas is about trying to just hold it together under the fluorescent lighting of a soon-to-be-shuttered Macy’s while Judy Garland’s “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” plays on like a funeral dirge

[Zoe 🛸 @zoetv13_]

@tisthepamseason "pros and cons" is short for the latin phrase "pro et contra," which means for and against

[♡ @serperiwhore]

pikachus when they k||| themselves: