kp❤️‍🔥

probably talking about you

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

How it feels smoking weed at 2am

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

you can’t be broke and happy, so me, i’m mad rich

[rune ♀ @femwitness]

unfortunately, i love my daughter too much to ever bring her into this world. she’ll be the safest inside of me and i’ll carry her with me until i die

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

of fucking course my minecraft phase would come back when the app has been broke all week

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

i miss fat jonah hill

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

come on childproof weed packaging, you know it's me

[beck @unrivaled]

the best to do it. there will never be another.

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

this is literally the worst day ever rip dolly bruh

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

IF A girl GET TIPSY AND GAY I KNOW THESE guys DO TOO

[fisayo @fisayorhd]

“im gonna block you” do it, i lost the love of my life 12 btches ago

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

an ugly man flirting with you feels like a threat fr

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

hopeless, not romantic

[Anita Mahn @jes_dll]

No cuz this is literally fucking scripture… you literally have to stay high all the time to get them off your mind

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

yk they say don’t meet your heroes

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[kp❤️‍🔥 @kyrapalazzo]

he’s choosing texas i can tell

[jake @reyscarradine]

the fact that there hasn’t been any sort of sequel even nearly 30 years later leads me to believe this toy story 2 blooper is, in fact, canon and buzz legitimately and unknowingly killed flik and heimlich

[Kerri @muyaaye_fr]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

I didn’t go on ozempic, I lost weight the old fashioned way (got cheated on)