Kyle

[just matt @questionableway]

guy on the red line stopped the train and hit the emergency call button just to ask if we were going to north and clybourn

[Sprat @RealSprat]

Republican Christians hate "fake Christians" but only when their fakeness is left-coded.

Right-wing "Christian" politicians can lie, steal, abuse, gleefully break every commandment & invert every beatitude as long as they don't say nice things about gays.

[Streeterville Socialist @pasta_nachos]

If I could snap my fingers and make any Chicago mega project pencil out I’d want to bury LSD and implement a waterfront like Croatia’s on the concrete beaches

[Markov @MarkovMagnifico]

when the founders wrote the 2nd amendment they were specifically thinking about a network of semi-autonomous suicide drones commanded by my clawdbot with the strict instructions to protect my life at any and all costs

[reid @thereidfeed]

told the uber driver boystown and he corrected me “northalstead”

[debo @killmefam]

Ive changed my ways and became a better person because of that infographic you posted on your story

[n x d @nxd1979]

in america...when you get invited to a gay man's apartment they force you to watch music videos

[Frank Calabrese @FrankCalabrese]

Just two dudes chilling in a hot tub boat in the Chicago River

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

Chicago bitches be like “beach dayyyyyyy”

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The hardest part of being a liberal is conducting the War on Christmas. This year will be my 83rd tour forcing Christians to say "Happy Holidays" at gunpoint. I'm exhausted.

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

This is Operation Midway Blitz: a scared, untrained, underperforming terror squad of boys trying and failing to prove themselves as men against unarmed locals minding their own business ... a global embarrassment.

Photo by @mandophotos

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

Forecasters you let me down (again)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the moral rot of this administration knows no bounds

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child.

She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck.

This is not about immigration enforcement.

It's about terrorizing Americans.

[Mr. Indiana @MrInd1ana]

Gameday!

[rain @redactedrain]

Finance Fent Fold

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

thinking about this

[The Woolshire @thewoolshire]

We must not sell off the West.

Credit: @getrawmilk

[Kyle @kyseibe]

peace