ky 🎣

i caught a fish

[⋆Maresia⋆ @ghoetya]

Omg she's so crazy

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Bridgeyboo @1bridgeyboo]

The moment these non-mii models came on screen, all the excitement and joy I had left my body.

[Gazun 💮 @Gazungamer]

Why the fuck didn't Nintendo switch sports just use Miis man

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

The icon in the bottom left means he didn't have this photo ready to go but instead Google searched like "Hunter Biden fucked up" or something. And I think that's beautiful.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

this this funny fuck you guys

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

so called free thinkers when there’s beans on the roof

[angelina! .✦ ݁˖ SEEING TUCKER @angelinasontour]

NOSEBLEEDS SHOULD $25-75. LOWER BOWL SHOULD BE $100-200. PIT SHOULD BE $75-125. VIP SHOULDNT COST MORE THAN $300+ IF THERE’S NO ARTIST PARTICIPATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[k @bluehoodiebaby]

"unskilled labor," they say. well i'd like to see them make a latte snail.

[S @even_steven8tht]

Hi, so as someone who filed taxes, I don’t believe this.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Buddy I will walk down to DC and rewrite the constitution myself if it’ll get him in the White House

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

[Chaeri @kingerbutterfly]

So you hate pancake jackets

[erin🪩 @wallowsgarden]

i’m sorry he is implying that they’re going to name this baby taylor lautner

[. @emmasarchivee]

I never said the movie was good. I said I liked the movie. those are two VERY different things

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

The sight of ducks walking on Hydrangea petals