@elonmusk Why would there be an apocalypse when you’re in charge and so amazing at everything, Elon?
WHY WOULD THERE BE AN APOCALYPSE WHEN YOU’RE IN CHARGE & SO AWESOME AT EVERYTHING, ELON?
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/lH0ZGqRann
There are about fifty reasons your petulant flounce is nonsense, you emotionally spavined freak, but let’s start with the first clause of the first sentence: it’s 2023 and you e-file complaints now. You don‘t have to wait for the courthouse to be open. You utter twat.
@Twitterrific
Are y’all going to make a mastodon app? One thing I’m missing the most over there is the ability to share the entire text of a discussion at once!
@MarkHamill I’m here just 🥹 that one person I’ve admired since I was 9 clicked a button and made another person who is younger than my youngest child happy.
I’m going to miss Twitter. It’s a hellsite but it also has so much beauty.