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[kyge @kyuqee]

@Whitepanther342 @realevilloser @FourEyesThreeAs @trizzfilm and europeans were special because they werent fighting and killing each other then?

[cee 🦊 @_foamylover]

oomf claims they arent a p5 larp

[kyge @kyuqee]

taking the US army enlistment test and i actually cant believe what im seeing

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

i’ve been laughing at this tiktok for years at this point, ut gets me everytime

[kit @kitt_er]

tried playing persona and dropped it early in cuz i got bored

[angie @pon3cel]

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

[kij 🗝️ @kijuler]

"Toby fox is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler himself" mfs the second he even begins to say "Chapter 5 release date"

[WebJ23 🫧🩵 @WebJ23_]

Guys I saw this hat and noticed it said “SBR”. SBR could stand for “Steel Ball Run”. DOES THIS MEAN WERE GETTING A STEEL BALL RUN ANIME FINALLY?!

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at

like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.

we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.

then gaming gets brought up, she says it

"i play league"

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"

she said "diamond 4"

and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP"

she looked confused

i kept going

"do you duo? what's your solo only win rate.

what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game"

she said "i play lux support"

and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends"

the vibe was GONE

her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo

my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"

i said "she peaked d4 with lux support"

he said "so?"

SO???

i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that

could've had her number

but she knows i'm higher elo

and honestly that's worth more

Study the Saskio way

[kyge @kyuqee]

@PalmyrPar had a son with comely, shrewd, 18 stewardship and marshal at 16 years old. Got into a tourneynor hunting accident, not sure which it was but it fucked up his brain and gave him incapable. hurt me so much i wish he just died instead

[kyge @kyuqee]

@Earclacks man what the hell did you think was gonna happen

[kyge @kyuqee]

@abbacchioz_ how did you make him look so beautiful wbat the hell

[kyge @kyuqee]

@abbacchioz_ WHATTT U GOT SO LUCKY

[kyge @kyuqee]

@abbacchioz_ This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way

[kyge @kyuqee]

why @abbacchioz_ is problemmatic: a thread

[kyge @kyuqee]

@abbacchioz_ why you are problematic: a thread

[kyge @kyuqee]

he thought they was lyin