kylie

I’m not mean, you’re mom just raised a bitch

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

[That’s Rodeo @ThatsRodeo]

Ky Hamilton to his doctors:

[Cowboy+ @Cowboy_Plus]

KY HAMILTON.....LEGEND

[b. @oc3ansluut]

It’s just weird…cause it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[paloma @ilyverymuch4evr]

before u see my spotify wrapped this year remember that my life crumbled into ruins and then things were beautiful and then it crumbled into ruins and then things were beautiful and then

[Abelito @imchasingdreamz]

literally everything.. i go hard for my person.

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[JD  @TRUE1JD]

Don’t flirt with me. I’m ready to settle down and be married and starting a family by next week

[Jake @jakersjakerrs]

Buy her turquoise jewelry and call her pretty, it’s all so simple

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

if you're gonna be salty at least bring the tequila

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hip-firing my Barrett 50 cal

[gabitha. @igabitha]

i get deeply attached please do not come near me.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.
Hot dogs are dogs.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me acting surprised when my playlist starts playing hits back to back like i didn't make it myself