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notes to self. 20s

[222 🌙 @kzoitz]

@LikelyTarnished One thing a uncle won’t do is lie 😭

[JayO D. Sama @LikelyTarnished]

Official word from Unc. It’s over.

[atticus @3lliesnow]

@AffluentMist well no i didn’t think to put a doobie in my ass crack

[222 🌙 @kzoitz]

@_CameronKyle @BasedBandita Not me make sure she gets paid for her life 😂😂😂

[222 🌙 @kzoitz]

@_CameronKyle @BasedBandita Not really lol he’s a serial cheater I believe she’s killing him through his stomach. She’s playing the long game for life insurance

[222 🌙 @kzoitz]

@Madeinnuyawk @Splakavillain @HellYea27642918 @kittenaround_51 Like I don’t have a law degree or anything but this is definitely public parking

[NuYawkMade @Madeinnuyawk]

@Splakavillain @HellYea27642918 @kittenaround_51 The street is public, not private. Anyone can park in front of anyone's house.

[You're Fired! @FrankScheidell]

@Dwillis98108734 @Serenitee_Sam You did read the part about her assaulting a nurse, didn’t you?

[Luke’s Real Dad @PhDRenoTheGreat]

@Serenitee_Sam Parents are idiots. Now they’ll spend a bunch of money bailimg her out and fixing her car. Guaranteed.

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

First in my bloodline to see this.

[𒂭 edshtwt @thrnappIe]

to all the old heads saying “these aren’t my roots” this post isn’t for you🫩

[🌸Lumi🐦‍⬛ @DumbLumiThing]

How to remove wine stain? My friend had spilt a small glass of wine and I need urgent help to clean this up

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Truly just can’t imagine the brainlessness of Kim K being robbed and held at gunpoint in Paris and she’s letting her 13 year old daughter traipse around the city without her

[Vinh Nguyen 凯文荣阮 @nguyenkvvn]

Bring back small petty acts of defiance or they will destroy our way of life in America. They will get away with what we let them if we don’t push back.

[not a safe place for dreadheads @skinnybbls]

i like mine with a college degree and 401k trust #your nigga is safe

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

i pay for in-unit laundry but it’s been broken since April, and when i asked my landlord for some kind of rent credit he acted like i asked to kill him in front of a live studio audience

[m. @moseason_]

And her name tag would say “Puhllateez”

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Someone said “so this what I’m missing out on by not having a family? A bunch of haters?” 😭😭😭

[tyler @cheapspandex]

she moves just like a gay man.

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

Live reaction to my boy forgetting the tent