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[WEBMAGE @l4chlin]

@FreeAlbertaRob Rob Anderson quote tweeting David Staples... Dumber & Dumbest...

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[rune sword @runesword1]

that’s the last time we raid a void wizard’s tower. barbarian got struck by a stray orb and now he’s gone. none of us remember his name or what he looked like

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Guy at dinner party: Almost every issue, both fiscal AND social ties back into wealth inequality.

Other guy: You're so right. The class system isn't just about financial status.

Me, trying to think of any current topic: you guys hear about michael plastics in the water?

[Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛ @PrinceVogel]

Maybe it all went wrong when we killed the whales. Maybe their songs kept the great dream together. Vast brains slowly, carefully ordering the world with actions subtler than the apes could ever see. God is dead. His blubber lit a lamp in London

[Django Gold @django]

sorry I’m late to the discourse - uhhhh, chopping onions is racist

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

The World is so Crazy right now… Sometimes a Player has just got to sit back and say……. Wow……

[Bodie Satva 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @themopinomicon]

Now reveal the Sun is conscious.

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself

[katie @katefeetie]

me and the other miscellaneous uncs are gonna go shoot poison later if you wanna join

[chris @ATR3lDES]

timothée chalamet you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your press tour is too good. they’ll kill you.

[WEBMAGE @l4chlin]

@intrnetdaughter https://t.co/HprX7sziEt

It was literally the next video in my feed lol

[N @dearvotion]

Just remembered the existence of this video 😭

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette