Grumpy Cat

I had fun once...It was Awful.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

REAL LOVE, Y U NO SEEM TO EXIST ANYMORE?

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

U ASKED FOR RIDE, Y U NO OFFER GAS MONEY?

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

PHONE, Y U NO COME WITH UNLIMITED BATTERY LIFE?

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

S[he] Beli[wantedasandwich]eved...

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

MATH, Y U NO SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS?

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

"teenage years are the best years of your life"

you mean it gets worse

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

You say "tall redhead". I say "gingeraffe". They're basically the same thing.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

No.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

You're annoying me, go play in traffic.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

Sometimes when I say "It's okay", I really mean "Go fuck yourself".

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

Rhinos are nothing but fat unicorns.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

You don't know you're beautiful. Because you're not.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

Hope you're all having a shitty day.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

I'm in shape. The shape of a potato.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

You're as much of a slut as a bowling ball. You get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and still come back for more.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

Anything is possible? False. You can't ride a giraffe to the moon.

[Grumpy Cat @lAmGrumpyCat]

What do ducks smoke? Quack