peter.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀show time, a-holes!

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

“
what am i supposed
to say? jesus?
“

⤷

star-lord by #eхнauѕтed.

↻ + ♥?
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

@GelidLoyalist Damn, okay, baby.

“I will eat these all in bed, thank you baby.”
SMOOCH.

He bought him flowers and made him another mix.

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

SHIT

[𝘍𝘓𝘈𝘚𝘏. @cnchantcr]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝘼 𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔.

* a 𝖱𝖤𝖡𝖮𝖮𝖳 by
#eхнauѕтed.

↻ + ♥?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

|| 🥺🥺🥺

[𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙂. 𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙀𝙍𝙎. @PATRlOTlSMS]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒊 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒊'𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏
𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒐𝒃.

* a 𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗧 by #eхнauѕтed.

↻ + ♥?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙂. 𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙀𝙍𝙎. @PATRlOTlSMS]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒊 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒊'𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏
𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒐𝒃.

* a 𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗧 by #eхнauѕтed.

↻ + ♥?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

idk how

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

. . right, yes.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Well... Get it?

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

Yes.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Yes?

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

Well.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Oh, well, do you have any other lotion?

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

I didn’t know what it was until you mentioned it

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Wonderful! Do you have any aloe vera?

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

fuck i hate him and how sexy he is and how he compliments me AAAAGH i hate him

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

Sure. .

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Of course! Would you like my assistance?

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

Oh, thank you.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Especially an attractive man like yourself. You have no reason to be sensitive.

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

i don’t know why either, but.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Midgardians are so sensitive about their genitalia.

I will never understand it.

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

no it wont

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

Well, it is.
Just not this??

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Of course! Is medical assistance not normal on Midgard?

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

. . yeah?

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

I would be happy to help you.

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

Oh, okay.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

You should put some healing lotion on it— Aloe vera is a very nice Midgardian plant. Try that.

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

it’s not my fault i get really horny

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Then holding it will not help. Sounds like you have chafed it.

[peter. @lLLUSTRlOUS]

beat it too hard.

[THE BESTEST KING @AsceticDivinity]

Why does it hurt?