Lucas

He/Him

[Talkin’ Jake @TalkinJake]

4-1 lead in Baltimore during the 7th inning and we’re telling Jeter leadership stories?

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@Hannah__cn Who tf call it ‘bean toss’ 🥴

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my girlfriend was like “i’m proud of myself because i didn’t spend any money today” and i don’t know how to point out that’s only because i bought all her food

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

NEW: A New York City pilot program to respond to 911 calls for mental health crises with social workers instead of cops appears to be reducing unnecessary hospitalizations, while increasing the percentage of people who accept help when offered. https://t.co/ttsoqPQfq5

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

I hate when my pants call me fat

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

Twitter should label this as fake news. As someone who studies bio I can affirmatively say I have no brain power

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

A song I can’t wait to party to again – Katy Perry’s ‘Last Friday Night’

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

Eating slices of provolone cheese alone in bed, how’re you doing tonight?

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

I miss having plans on a Friday night

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@Hannah__cn I see only one right answer

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

Spent an hour sewing up my chair only for it to completely rip again the moment I sat on it

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@heteroman420 Isn’t that just heterosexual sex?

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@Hannah__cn Preferably on the outside

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@Hannah__cn I hate when that happens

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

How is Monsters, Inc. a child’s movie? Even I’m mildly scared watching it

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@Hannah__cn It’s not my fault I’m just built different 😤

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@heteroman420 @Hannah__cn No ❤️

[Lucas @l_j_dipreta]

@Hannah__cn You just couldn’t be more wrong. They’re both great and stuffing is better