The Jackman

Some call me Jackson, others call me Jakeman. Some even consider me the face of Pirelli Tyres UK.

[Yakob @yakobper90]

Also you lot need to realise this PFA POTY award is voted for BY THE PLAYERS. Like you cannot get a higher indication of you being rated as the best in the country than that. They all categorically voted YOU as the best player. Saying it’s “rigged” or “meaningless” makes 0 sense.

[Callum @_callumstone]

I somehow think if Manchester United signed someone for £150m, our Jamie wouldn’t be calling him to perform for ‘the good of English football’.

What an incredibly desperate article this is.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

If City sign Ayyoub Bouaddi & Enzo Fernandez, they will have signed 20 players for a whopping £849.8m since January 2025.

Not only that, somehow they manage to sell failed signings like Trafford & Reijnders for profit despite only joining a year ago.

Considering they are accused of paying players & managers off the books, it's not a stretch to believe they do the same with clubs.

This is all while they have the greatest cheating scandal in English football history hanging over them with 115/130 charges pending.

What a joke of a situation & a joke of a club.

[Paritosh Bhide @paritosh_bhide]

350 million pounds worth of midfield talent on that Atlanta pitch yesterday for England and there's not a single thing in this video that either one of those shin kickers could pull off lmfao

[dylan🇾🇪 @dylan_mufcc]

i watched him get 21 assists in the league, i couldn’t give a fuck if he was “poor” for his national team

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

“If we didn’t sign Branthwaite, how can we possibly defend high? He’s just £85m, missing out on him would mean our season over” We can see where Branthwaite is today.

“How can we miss out on Evan Ferguson, £100m for Baby Kane is not too much”
Where is baby Kane today?

“We must sign Baleba, we need legs in the midfield, without Baleba how can we play football?”
Sell Bruno for £57m buy Baleba for £112m” “its for the good of the club”

Now it is, if we don’t sign Anderson, we won’t be able to play football next season, our season is already over before it started because we don’t want to sign Anderson for £120m..

See the pattern?? I am glad we don’t have Richard Arnold and John Murtough anymore, now we work with data, we sign players that are ready to play for us, you can cry all you want, I’ll advise you to go do your assignments.

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

Ref tells Saka to hurry up and take the corner with stoppage time up. Saka does his usual slow-walk to run down the clock. The ref calmly waits, and the absolute second Saka gets into position? He blows for half-time.

Absolute cinema. Masterclass game management for a final.

Arsenal got so used to getting away with murder from Premier League refs that when someone actually enforces the rules, they think they’re being robbed.

Credit where it’s due tho, they played some demonic football to get here. But if PL refs weren't so intimidated by Arteta’s touchline tantrums and fooled by their theatrics, Arsenal wouldn’t be parading a PGMOL trophy today.

Justice served in Europe! 🫶🏼

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Medals round their neck, trophies in their hand, Bruno Fernandes in their head

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Thirteen years ago today ❤️

[Dylan @Dylyano]

💀💀💀💀

[L @Iewdawg]

this arsenal title

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

Calling yourself in “crisis” after spending €500m on transfers is outrageous

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

In today's fixture where Brentford faced Fulham, Calvin Bassey's hair was clearly tugged at yet no red card was shown.

What makes it even stranger is that it was officiated by the same referee that sent Martinez off vs Leeds.

Scandalous.

https://t.co/AOUu9nbMHu

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

There's something quite remarkable about faking injury of pretty much all your players for international duty call up, to then lose at home to Bournemouth.