lone_ranger

there is a tide in the affairs of men... 🍁🌦️

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

shit can go two ways

my way or my other way

[hahank @chicogrande1937]

going on a walk is like hanging out with the entire world

[Maybe Jon Ossoff @MaybeJonOssoff]

i took a personality quiz and it said nobody had ever answered like that before and that I'm compatible with nobody

[aux divine @6bvdmon9]

went to bed at 2am - logged into teams at 6am

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

My dad just told me ati yeye Hana shida nikikaa kwake until I'm 40... idk where bro got the balls to even assume that I was thinking of leaving.Niko kwetu ye pia aende kwa babake akitaka

[mrs. debauchery @PUSSSYGLOSS]

idk why i started therapy i don’t even wanna change 😭

[phoenix @luckyphoeniix]

“one of you will betray me tonight” was an insane thing for jesus to say at dinner likeeeee??? he really was the og housewife

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

As the last nigga that don’t cheat. I’m feeling immense pressure these days

[lactovacilo @wuevertxn]

Um isqueiro nunca é seu
Ele está com você

[EBITMA @ebitmom]

One time around 9.5 months after I’d last hooked up with a guy he posted a pic with his newborn baby and for like half a second I got worried it was mine

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

A jury of my peers? Where are you finding 12 emotionally available sweethearts

[sceptic 🕷️| comms closed 🇵🇸 @Scepticskeptic1]

first day of the semester and my 80 year old professor just told us the best way to contact him is via discord DM

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[on minute 9 of my Oscars speech] shoutout to microwaves

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Why did Harry Potters aunt and uncle go like “I hate this little shit let’s keep him in a closet and abuse him… oh but he’s squinting a bit when he reads, better take him to the optometrist and get him glasses”

[chloe ♐︎ @channelingpink]

film professor shared a story about him peeing next to akira kurosawa

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

She doesn’t look her age at all

[mo money modigliani @slayaiken]

Standing up to give my seat on the subway to an elderly lady and then sitting back down on top of her

[M.eilar 🪻 @Karugiii]

Living alone is realizing that cooking can happen in phases. You can make rice at 6:00 pm and the stew at midnight and you’ll be just fine

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

They should just kill Harry Potter in the first episode. Really do something different

[Chrysalis @RehsaDSirhC]

“7 likes isn’t a lot” okay but imagine Seven Samurai