Marcus

[George Mack @george__mack]

5. The Instant Espresso, Mona Lisa

[Marcus @l_marcus04]

@sophicv short eyeball

[Marcus @l_marcus04]

@napkinneeder a marvelous tweet showing exceptional eloquence and flow, creating a stunning short story that you can’t tear your eyes from

[Mike Salcedo @MikeSalcedo_]

A

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

pull this silly prank on your friends!!!

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

My brain in the middle of meetings when I should be paying attention https://t.co/45lF74N330

[trash jones @jzux]

if you gave elmo three beers and a bang energy drink i bet he’d say some really fucked up stuff

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

there’s more to life than just work. there’s also being tired

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hear you. I'm listening.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

New (and a particularly wild one) from me + @BrandyZadrozny :

Anti-vaxxers are caving to mandates and getting the shot.

Then they're scrambling to "undo" it by drawing blood, cupping, or... bathing in Borax.

It doesn't work. They're still vaccinated.

https://t.co/95ctZ6YTGT

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Cats in STEM.

[🌙 *queers your gothic* 🌙 @brandneweycs]

this is what being in your twenties feels like

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Pound for pound that’s the funniest video on Twitter

[ray =w= @raemoend]

THE ZODIAC KILLER WAS A WEEZER FAN????