Laura Mildren

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

rockstar 🤘🎸

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Filbert as baby

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

@DamonAlbarn I was such a big fan of yours until I saw this. I write ALL of my own songs. Your hot take is completely false and SO damaging. You don’t have to like my songs but it’s really fucked up to try and discredit my writing. WOW.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

PS I wrote this tweet all by myself in case you were wondering 😑

[brain broke @spiralingidiot]

dunkin’ is cool bc u can order the exact same drink every time and still have no idea if it’ll be good or not

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

girls be like “happy birthday to the craziest person i know” and it’s just sarah

[tate @50FirstTates]

why in the fuck would someone ever need to press a 7 on a microwave get that shit out of here

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

Mike Wahousekey

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Bout to show up at your party @ACMawards 😺

[Emma Pope @emmerpope]

Help me understand the coin shortage. Where did they go

[chao @chaod3r]

mentally I’m here

[jas🩵 @happymercury69]

Lindsay Lohan’s fake band in Freaky Friday didn’t have to go so hard

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle

[Mark @markaduck]

Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.