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New phrase for coping with things out of your control:

“Well guys, guess that’s just a minikit we’ll have to get in free play.”

#legostarwars

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Had a dream I was on a ski trip and forgot my helmet.

Having to buy a new one, I perused the selection in the lodge shop. But I didn’t buy one because all the helmets were shaped like pirate hats.

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Had a dream where I was watching Two Towers with Viggo Mortensen. I told him “did you know the actor actually broke his toe?”

He did. He did know.

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We should replace crosswalks with really tall sets of monkey bars.

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*bear mitzvah

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@Charlie1Eckert Delete bro…

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@SteaknShake has one of the most dystopian business models I’ve ever seen! Ordering from a screen? Pay with your face?! No thanks! Bring back waitstaff!

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@HariboUKI_

4 goldbears in a pack?!?!? What are we doing here. Think of the children!!Shrinkflation at its finest!!

#boycott

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@Skyline_Chili @Bengals @CincyHat @_teddy_k #WHODEY #SkylineSweeps

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@Browns @NickChubb

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@drinkgaragebeer @yungstrokey @romanoodIe @KHorton29

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@drinkgaragebeer @lillykijewski @pgatsios43 @arrxdondo

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@LukeBenscoter Telephone line! Give me some time!

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@florence_yalls @CincyHat #YallsToTheWall

@BaylorBoehnlein @yungstrokey

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@Wiley_17_ @alexfinn @federalreserve Put William Howard Taft on the $20 coin.

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@AnyoneButYou SNOOOOOZE-FEST 😴 movie sucked!

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@rawsalerts @BaylorBoehnlein

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@Skyline_Chili I’m gonna do this with coneys in the Ohio River

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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Mini-corndogs and guacamole pair well, making a hearty snack.

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@0wen0neill @mason_talarczyk Someone as established as Nolan is hardly kissing this list, Villanueve is great but not there yet. Super casual take.