L Patterson

Picture an indoor cat dragged outside. Professional reader. She/her, very bi. Fails at social media.

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

Dreamt I stumbled upon a haunted rare books library staffed by a cute librarian. My relationship goals have shifted accordingly.

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

@MsCaseySue

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

@itsamebk @MFrederickM I’m still furious 2 wasn’t called Now You Don’t

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

@SophieXylia SOPHIE I SAW THIS LAST NIGHT TOO LATE TO TEXT YOU AND IT KILLED ME

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

@itsamebk my great-grandma made a crack about this when she turned 93 😂

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

Were Mike Flanagan’s parents murdered by cats or something?

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

@SophieXylia hahahahhahaha

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

@GovPritzker Can the state please offer assistance, still 10k without power with highs in the 90s. This is dangerous and the city of Springfield is not doing enough

https://t.co/SkIpgv0JEj

[HBO Max (Perry) @maxfperry]

From the @nytimes today. THIS right here is the crux of the issue: We have a consistently profitable business, but that doesn't matter anymore because we've sacrificed everything at the alter of 'exponential growth.' It's a false idol. It's insanity. #wgastrong

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

listening to old @ATWWDpodcast and in ep 159 @TheEmSchulz mentions a story about a scarfed "paranormal celebrity" who refused to go back in the Ohio State Reformatory attic and I can't help but wonder if @xtineschiefer ever made the connection...

[Geena — Worrier Princess @GDubbaE]

An important seasonal reminder:

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

what's the word for a piece that repeatedly compliments a rich white woman who murdered two children in a hit-and-run, could afford a $2m bail, and has never shown up in court?

[Los Angeles Magazine @LAmag]

Rebecca Grossman’s perfect life became a perfect nightmare. “Everything changed in a split second—overnight,” she tells Los Angeles during a half-hour Zoom call from her lawyer’s office in October.

https://t.co/GKkuGPC6Y1

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

the best horror is an emotional experience

[🏳️‍🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩 @oldfilmsflicker]

such a thoughtful question from Christina and such a callous answer from AD

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

Black and brown people around the world who were subject to horrendous cruelties and economic deprivation under British colonialism are allowed to have feelings about Queen Elizabeth.

After all, they were her "subjects" too.

[Cian Maher @cianmaher0]

I'm sorry, but no writer will ever top this opening paragraph

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

@cblundo run for office

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

why do these ferrets have better comedic instincts than 99% of people who write comedy

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

I felt a constant division with most of my classmates, most of my *friends*, trying to make that worse for kids today is deplorable

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

I’m so over conservatives acting like Christianity is the solution to everything. Crack a history book. If you don’t realize how disturbing prayer in public schools is, then you don’t understand the danger of homogeneity or have any compassion for how it feels to be othered

[L Patterson @l_patterson]

I remember being grateful there was no prayer in school or at school events. I remember being thankful they couldn’t do anything to me if I refused to say the pledge in protest