Holly Bowman

Gin-swilling river swimmer. My opinions are not my employers or even my own.

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@HMRCcustomers I have been waiting for 4 days to get a call back from your complaints team. They didn’t call when they said they would so I missed them. I can’t even call you back because the lines are so busy. What do you advise I do now?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

Hi @HMRCcustomers when are the wait times lowest so I can get through?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@HMRCcustomers Hey, you sent me a fairly intimidating letter yesterday and asked me to call you . After 90 mins of holding earlier today I got cut off. What exactly is it that you want me to do now please?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@HMRCcustomers Thanks for replying so quick! It’s about simple assessment

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@HMRCcustomers Hey, you sent me a fairly intimidating letter yesterday and asked me to call you . After 90 mins of holding earlier today I got cut off. What exactly is it that you want me to do now please?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@SoVeryBritish Sharky Mcsharkface

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@DirectLine I am waiting for an update on a vehicle claim I made in October. I have rung the claims line many times and held for an hour or more and my emails (from more than a month ago) are unanswered. Can someone help me please?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@ThunderpantsUK Heya, do your leggings have pockets please?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@rugdoctoruk Hi, my hire machine was delivered today and I found that the plug is damaged and cannot be used. Pretty unimpressed to be honest. I can’t find any means of contacting anyone except for a help number that no one answers and is now ‘closed’.

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@indiespiritbath I just tried to buy whisky on your website and without you to help me immediately felt the whisky fear. You have a peated filter but my friend’s taste is more petrolly 😱 Can you recommend a single malt one please?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@BBCSaturdayLive #bbcsaturdaylive I don’t like resolutions either but I did make a vow to sort out my finances in 2022. I just about made it - I had an appointment with a financial advisor on 28th December

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

The police have got things under control but if you’re travelling on the A59 please consider alternative routes than taking North Moor Road or Hall Lane as the roads are narrow and can be dangerous for drivers not familiar with them in the current driving conditions

[N Yorks Police Traffic Bureau & Road Safety Team @NYTrafficBureau]

⚠️ Traffic Alert ⚠️
The #A59 at #KexGill is currently blocked due to a multiple vehicle RTC. Please avoid the area while crews work at the scene.

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@HotpointUK Yeah, it said that on the recording saying the line was closed. I need to arrange for an exchange one of my appliances… any advice? Or is that same number?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@HotpointUK Dudes, delivery window for 3 new appliances was 2pm to 5pm today. Where’s my stuff? I’m off out soon so could get awkward…

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@HotpointUK That number closes at 5pm. So not very useful I’m afraid

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@indiespiritbath Hey Chris, I am am coming to rum tasting this evening but I am running late - started a new job this week! @SofaRacing will be able to look after my samples for me till I get there!!

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@Northpowergrid My Dad did and got cut off. He rang back and held for 90mins and got cut off. Why’s that?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@Northpowergrid My 75+yo parents are without power again after #StormMalik and tried to contact you but once again your phone lines are cutting them off. How can elderly people be reassured? @BBCNEandCumbria @northpowergr1d

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@tapestrybrewery Hi dudes 👋, do you permit dogs?

[Holly Bowman @la_berrylicious]

@JoshWinning If your cat and my dog met probably there would be no cute left anywhere else in the world!

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

It was a good thing to say.