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@doggygoth I shan’t take southern slander the Carolina’s are great states to live in

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I do believe this is the new eugenics

[Gene Smith @GeneSmi96946389]

A friend of mine had her embryos screened by Herasight and they found one with an IQ score in the 99.99th percentile

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Baby not in my house … we are a physical media family!!!

[Fandom Pulse @fandompulse]

Peter Jackson laments the death of physical media:

“You can get Blu-rays and DVDs, but they’re almost a niche product for aficionados now,” Jackson said. “Since they only sell small numbers, no studio wants to put extended features on them or to extend the cuts. We did hours and hours of behind-the-scenes material for The Lord of the Rings DVDs, and so many people have thanked me for doing them. People would watch that stuff over and over again because it inspired them to make films. That’s all gone now, and I think it’s a real shame.”

Do you still get real books and DVDs?

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Year 13 on this godforsaken app

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@NefflynB You need to make sure your zippers and bras are closed before they go in the wash! Unzipped zippers catch on cotton clothing easily and make holes like this!

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As someone who calls 311 in my city at least twice a month… LOVE this! More people need to utilize these services to get stuff fixed!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Ever wonder how to get rid of a mattress? Or how to find resources for a neighbor in need? Call 311.

311 is contacted 100,000 times every day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Everything from potholes to trash schedules; they're available to answer your non-emergency calls any hour of the day. No call is too small for @nyc311.

So on the anniversary of 311 (3/11), I decided to answer some of those calls myself.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

We have reached “Facecrime” levels of Orwell.

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[grovy @grovymango]

noooo don't kill yourself you gotta try all the vietnamese soups

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

guy who just got out of prison for identity theft and wire fraud:

umm zohran will let criminals into nyc

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If someone did this to me it would send me into psychosis

[moneyfolder: round 5 @MoneyFolder5]

been sending this to my homeboy every day for no discernible reason, i refuse elaborate or explain what the image means, and it's been pissing him off so bad

[marina @bloodmajicks]

i thought i was severely depressed but it turns out it was just the pile of laundry creating bad vibes. a lot of things are like this

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

WE ARE SO READY

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This would go unbelievably hard at Oktoberfest

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I thought this was Lana

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nadeen Ayoub has been crowned Miss Universe Palestine. 🇵🇸

This year marks the first time Palestine will be represented at Miss Universe 2025.

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You guys gotta start calling these people out in the theatre … I promise a well timed “can you put your phone away” in a quiet part will embarrass anyone from doing it again

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I have the opposite of this where my local amc woman is my biggest opp

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

there is a ticket taker at the AMC Lincoln Square that is literally so charming and excited about everyone going to see movies and it makes my day every single time I see he’s working. If you ever see this we love you!!!

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I bet it feels so good to dunk

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@Executivejeff1 @JasonMaska Can you drop the link so I can be lazy and not have to look it up 😔