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[rachel 👽 @laaaapendeja]

Today drained me

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so in love with my life & heartbroken at the same time. what a rare coexistence

[rachel 👽 @laaaapendeja]

Not mad just disappointed

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people will literally be mad at you for being right about them. like I’m sorry I figured out that you’re a piece of shit.

[trex @_trexszn]

I be so understanding but at some point you jus tryin me

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

always assume a man is lying

[rachel 👽 @laaaapendeja]

Bitches be weird.

[xan @G59_Xan]

i know you feel our soul tie too you avoidant fuck

[` @schiz04renic]

being a lover girl is actually a whole humiliation ritual at this point

[apple🍎 @elxceed]

dont you think ur future partner would actually want to talk to you 😹

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

hobbies include meeting the worst man on planet earth and wishing he’d want me

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

having a new crush is so fun until you send them a text and they don’t reply for 9 hours

[miia @miiagarro]

being a man must be so easy all you have to do is lie and get haircuts

[rachel 👽 @laaaapendeja]

🫪

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

people come back from a trip and suddenly quit jobs, end relationships, change cities, or finally start something they postponed for years

[rachel 👽 @laaaapendeja]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rachel 👽 @laaaapendeja]

Not looking forward to this Monday 🫩

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[rachel 👽 @laaaapendeja]

This is the best I've felt my entire life 🫪

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i know being single is the best for me mentally but i want to be loved so bad

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[y 🐈‍⬛ @yareishaa]

the only reason i bounce back quick is because i allow myself to be manic for 3 days