LAB0B

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion.

[LAB0B @LAB0864]

I can always try

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When your office job requires you to do actual work and you can’t just be Patrick Bateman

[Mads @europemaxxed]

mads mikkelsen autumn

[Ethan W. Anderson @Ethan_is_online]

Guy on a zoom call next to me in the airport “I left the office two hours ago, did you somehow manage to get a lobotomy in that time period”

[LAB0B @LAB0864]

@messedupfoods @Iron_Milan187

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That “New driver please be patient” sticker on your car means absolutely nothing to me. You merged onto the freeway. You’re one of us now. Lock in.

[LAB0B @LAB0864]

@GamingStrangely @OneEyedJackG Go outside? Experience real immersion there.

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

This is what happens when you have a partner who insists on showering in the morning instead of after work.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

me at the function and the one guy i know is busy

[brick @FreeMarketDog]

So in GTA 6 I have to:

-eat
-sleep
-go to the gym
-nurture my relationship
-fill up my car with gas

Isn’t the entire point of a video game to do things you can’t do in real life? This ultra-realism shit sounds exhausting

[G. @_Gdash]

I genuinely want to fix my sleep schedule but the world is just so peaceful between 11pm-4am

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A life-size replica of General Grievous' wheelbike on display at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art.

[The Tyrant's Muse @TyrantsMuse]

Someone invented bolter rounds lol

[Pagan @Pagan_GMR]

Another tool that used to belong to one guy now belongs to a company.

SteamDB was the site you opened to see if a game actually updated, what it cost, how many people were on it. xPaw ran it until he burned out. Nexus Mods’ owners bought it.

Same speech as always... Keeps its name, Stays free,
You won’t notice a thing.

Nexus already plays hall monitor with mods.
Files vanish because a character looks too good.
Servers get leaned on for even mentioning another host. Adult fiction gets treated like a crime scene.
Then the bootlickers clap because “policy.”

Now that same company owns the scoreboard.
They’re already talking about piping SteamDB’s build data into Nexus so a mod manager knows exactly what patch you’re on. Useful. Also the hook.

AyakaMods exists because Nexus kept taking the scissors to the catalog. They host the files Nexus dumps and the ones authors don’t want on a hall-monitor site. No sermon. Just the files.

“It’ll still be SteamDB” is week one.
Week twenty is when you find out what “free” costs.

[Funny Looking K*** Of The Day @FunnylookingK]

Funny looking kіkе of the day

[Josip @l3d1c]

>Be German senior software engineer in 2026
>Wake up in 36°C apartment
>No AC because bad for climate and electricity costs 35 to 40 cents per kWh
>Decide to drive to work
>Fuel above €2 per liter for months
>Take train instead
>Train late
>Long-distance train punctuality at 58.7%
>Finally arrive at your €60k job
>Germany's tax wedge for average single worker is 49.3%
>Second highest in OECD
>Coffee machine chatter about social contributions heading toward 44.5% by 2028
>Someone says at least pension will be there
>Everyone laughs
>Check crypto
>It's down
>Government still removes one-year tax exemption on crypto
>DAC8 helpfully reports it to the Finanzamt
>Buy coke zero
>ALARM, sugar tax pending! Ze Little treat waz detected!
>Try paying €10,001 in cash
>Illegal from 2027
>Non-EU bank account illegal from 2027
>Digital euro and Digital ID coming soon
>Open news
>Fertility down to 1.32
>One quarter of Germany will be at least 67 by 2035
>Don't worry, the remaining wagies will cover everything
>Migration policy counts arrivals before tax contributions
>BKA says non-German suspects are majority of violent crime suspects
>Policy debate immediately becomes impossible
>Take train home
>Delayed again
>Read businesses spend €64 billion per year on federal bureaucracy
>Government deficit hits €71.3 billion in six months
>Europe's economic engine
>mfw

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

McBlimp flying next to World Trade Center on 4th July 1986.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

This is the most important thing for Boomers to understand about Zoomers.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

It’s time