Laban Kinyai

The Game Changer Manchester United Football Club #GGMU

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

As a man, instead of buying pizza and burger to impress her in this new month, use that money to get yourself garlic, ginger, cloves and bitter kola, she would be more impressed and sing your name🍀❤️

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Nobody treats a woman better than a man she doesn’t want

[Alok Kumar @Alokkumarzz]

I don't understand why so many people want US, UK, Canadian, or German citizenship.

Here are 12 websites to find remote jobs that pay in USD worldwide:

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Even if South Africa🇿🇦 is playing alone, we will support the stadium.

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

Use condoms! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.

[Eric @amerix]

Avoid women with tattoos.

Most of them are porn stars.

They sell their nudes for porn sites.

[Sen. Ledama Olekina @ledamalekina]

Are you a dairy farmer or feedlot operator in need of high-quality forage silage? Now is the time to stock up before the Super El Niño impacts supply. We have plenty of silage available and ready for delivery secure yours today.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Modern relationships are becoming a man chasing a woman just to pay her bills.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Its the UCL final and suddenly, PSG refuses to play properly against the weak Arsenal. Is this match fixing? I can’t believe mayais!

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Once you see your woman's behind growing at a faster pace,

I have news for you.

I won't explain.

#MasculinitySaturday

[TV 47 Digital @tv47digital]

CS Mbadi: "I don't like Supplementary Budgets because they are a result of poor planning in the budget making process. This year's supplementary budget has been pushed by poor planning, donor-funded programmes, personal emoluments that went up due to CBAs and increment of KDF officers's salaries, just like the Kenya Police."
@JohnMbadiN @Fredindimuli

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Is this not what I said? ODM is ON and OFF with President Ruto, NOT for the growth of the party, but the benefit of a few individual leaders within ODM.

How do you demand that UDA treat you as a serious partner when you have 4 factions in ODM? UDA removed its SG Malala and Deputy President Gachagua when they showed the first signs of disobedience.

6 months since Baba died, Oburu is still struggling to control ODM. How do you demand to be taken seriously when you are not even serious with yourselves?

This is simply extortion. ODM leaders MUST listen to party members who feel sidelined, and the party leadership is not attentive to what is happening within its structures.

Don't blame UDA and President Ruto for anything. Blame ODM leadership. Even prostitutes are more loyal than what we are witnessing within ODM leadership. This is extortion. PURE and SIMPLE.

[Bianca™ @BiancaNaom1]

President William Ruto in Taita Taveta today:

KES 950 million for the construction of Voi stadium.

KES 5.5 billion for the revitalisation of the Voi-Mwatate Meter Gauge Railway.

KES 350 for the construction of a two-storey Modern Market. #TaitaTavetaFocus

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

Orengo to Senators : I can't Go against Council of Governors!I will not answer your Questions!!I have appeared as you wanted and that's all from me!

[𝕺𝖒𝖔𝕺𝖌𝖆𝕿𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 @eraytee7]

WATCH TO THE END AND SEE WHERE HE MESSED UP 🤦🏾‍♂️😭😭👀

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

If UAE has been hit, Nairobi could be a legitimate target in this conflict.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

1. ChatGPT = solve any problem
2. PicWish = remove backgrounds
3. Descript = edit podcasts
4. Perplexity = research anything
5. ElevenLabs = clone voices
6. Gamma = design documents
7. Suno = compose music
8. Runway = edit videos
9. Canva = design graphics
10. RecCloud = summarize YouTube
11. Grammarly = perfect writing

Save this, it might come in handy.

[Governor Andrew Mwadime (Wakujaa) @GovernorMwadime]

Upgrading of Voi - Sagala Road to Bitumen Standard

The Road to Singapore is not a slogan — it’s a journey we are building together with William Samoei Ruto

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Bad day in office for Mikoras! Pale TV47 expose a Son of Barnabas one Peter Oyan who has been walking with a billboard on his neck that he was healed from HIV by Nabii Owuor and verified by Doctors exposed for lying to walimwengu. The hard-eyed legend has allegedly been using a unique Identity and medical card belonging to a Female patient at Rumuruti hospital while giving false testimonies that even shocks Jehova himself and leave Lusifa in awww. TV47 claims that this specific mlimwengu needs real Repetance and to apologize for misleading the Nation and the world. Otherwise Subaru itawekwa full tank and him and the Luthuli doctors who verified him and his records will be cooling their heels in Kamit and shimo la tewa very soon. Ni mbayaaa, ata Jehova anashangaa anawekelewa miujiza hajafanya. Awuoro!

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@Adele_lide Bots wa Itumbi

While Orengo was fighting for 2nd Liberation, Uburu was either abroad or inheriting his Dad's widows

Orengo fought legal battles za Raila as Oburu waited to enjoy

Orengo is a REVOLUTIONARY. Oburu is an opportunist

But let's respect ancestors. Otherwise!