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[Martyn McLaughlin @MartynMcL]

Love is finishing each other's sentences

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

I for one can think of no occasion in which a predominantly male crowd has gathered together in the last couple of weeks. It’s a real puzzler.

[Lel @labr70]

So many laughs! Miss you dad 💕

[Lel @labr70]

@richardosman Could have come to the west end in good company with my English family

[Lel @labr70]

@GazzaB10 Sunny Scotland

[Gary Bradley @GazzaB10]

@labr70 It is now Lesley. Might have to change out of the mankini....

[Lel @labr70]

@GazzaB10

[Lel @labr70]

@GazzaB10 That was a milestone moment for us too 😢

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

Let's get this straight. The whole Brexit shitshow isn't the fault of the people who campaigned for it, voted for it, negotiated it and signed it. It's the fault of people like me who thought it was a terrible idea and didn't vote for it. Oh. Okay

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

No wonder the Yes movement is now so dominant in Scotland. The opposition are fucking vegetables. I genuinely wish some sentient being would step up and try and make a positive case for the union.

[laura ❤️‍🔥 @folklorefairies]

This is how police treated football fans literally days ago! Why are football fans gathering illegally in the middle of a pandemic treated with more respect that women voicing their right not to be assaulted or murdered! #reclaimthesestreets #SarahEverard https://t.co/rubdAJ865K

[Lel @labr70]

@GazzaB10 Unlucky Gary 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Just had a good conversation with the Prime Minister. He has assured me that he is committed to correcting the issue with the food hampers and that a full review of the supply chain is taking place. He agrees that images of hampers being shared on Twitter are unacceptable.

[MunchBunch @Munchbunch87]

#FreeSchoolMeals On the left £30 of food. On the right what private company Chartwells have supplied having been awarded a government contract to supply for £30 free school meals.

Utterly shameful profiteering off some of the country's most disadvantaged kids!

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Oh this is just a disgrace. Just give families a £30 voucher, and exclude booze, fags, whatever; but don’t pay somebody to insert themselves into the process and cream off a profit. That’s £5 of food, and somebody has kept £25 for themselves.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Why is the 3rd podium empty?

[Nic Keaney 💀 @NicKeaney]

Hi @waitrose, I’ve bought a large Turkey but I’d like to swap it for 12 tubs of ice cream instead. And a bottle of gin. Can I do this in store?