Josh Labrecque

Wandering around asking people what time it is and then walking away briskly like I have somewhere to be.

[Josh Labrecque @labrecque_josh]

Burned my esophagus on a potato. Happy Friday!

[Josh Labrecque @labrecque_josh]

My PiDay wish:

I want a box of gold, a palace of pearls and a nice big pool for my sad eyed girls.

Actually I’d just like some apple pie. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

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I recently started proclaiming that I’m “as sweet as a meat pie!” to everyone (my wife) when they tell me I’m being a bit crazy. And that could not be more true except that I am not currently encased in a nice, delicate, buttery pastry crust. Disappointing. #PiDay

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My algorithms have been showing me a lot more dinosaur stuff lately and I can’t express how grateful I am to have someone in my life who knows me so wholly and deeply.

[Josh Labrecque @labrecque_josh]

I wish I had the job where you can create an epic, apocalyptic rock opera.

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Mmm, what I wouldn’t give to have a good woman spoon feed me a homemade bowl of chicken soup right now! Hot damn.

[Josh Labrecque @labrecque_josh]

If POTO were any better it would still be my favourite story.

[Josh Labrecque @labrecque_josh]

A smoothie bowl but made with a lot of root vegetables and a bone broth, savoury spices and herbs and maybe a little bit of meat and it’s hot.

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@MaxClairo Good way to go I think.

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@josiahsinanan

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Women weaken legs.

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Skin is inadequate.

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Honestly, the chicken is just the means to the soup at this point.

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Bumper stickers were Twitter.

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Every waiting area should have a designated nap area. I feel like I’m just wasting time sitting here playing best fiends when I could be having a VERY productive nap-time.

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I want all of my hydration to come from soup from now on!

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I wish there was a yearly recap of your internet searches similar to Spotify’s “year in review” except now you’ve lost all context around what you were looking up. I think that would bring a lot of (potentially troubling) joy to the world.

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@josiahsinanan But not you! This sounds like a fully-realized last tweet. 😂 (maybe not but I stand by my reading of it.)

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If every current user of Tiktok made 1 minute of content that would be 1500 years worth of stuff to watch.

sO tHiNk AbOuT ThAt FoR a SeCoNd

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@duncanjeremy @RightWingWatch