Mary Kate MacLean

Radiates predominantly in the infrared.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

@sebville I lose.

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@sebville Probably the greatest contribution ever made to science. We deserve a Nobel.

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@sebville

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@sebville Mary Kate is a great way to start the day who was cloned from the Monet grapevine.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

As a child I found it very unclear that Fievel Mousekewitz was Russian. And Jewish. If only the clues weren't so subtle.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

When I order from a person at the Chick Fil A drive through before the menu board I always pretend like I haven't memorized the numbers of the food so they don't think I'm a dweeb. But then I rock out through the rest of the line to Weird Al's Lola parody about Yoda. Not a dweeb.

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Does it count as killing a mockingbird if the dork flew UNDER MY CAR AS I WAS DRIVING? HUH, ATTICUS?

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

Just mistook a watermelon for the cat. I think I'll go to bed.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

If I had a dollar for every time someone misused the word "force" when defining momentum in a safety video, I'd still be really mad.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

@sebville

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@MrsFletchDog I like Warsaw and NATO.

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APPARENTLY, when you refer to "that Weimar Republic hospital" your mother will not realize you mean "Kaiser Permanente."

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

Found a four leaf clover in Oakridge, TN. You know, that place with the national lab. 🤔🤔🤔
BTW, still sad I never went there while I was a physicist.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

@KettMus @sebville It is statistically significant! I did the math.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

House sitting pros: extra space, different neighborhood to wander around, play with dog.
Cons: unexpected mirrors convincing you that your reflection is a murderer come to kill you.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

I'm like 87% sure that there is no lyric in "take me to church" that says "you're the last free lunch meat" but try telling my brain that.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

It occurred to me while reading a BBC article in Spanish about the avocado that the Spanish abbreviation for "United States" is really annoying because it's impossible to shout "E.E.U.U!" at a sporting event without sounding like a monkey.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

I had a whole day off and I didn't clean or fix anything so now I'm just suspiciously looking at everything in my home, low key expecting something to explode.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

Programming is way more fun when it's your own insane text-based adventure game instead of a homework assignment due at midnight. Not missing college tonight.

[Mary Kate MacLean @labzombie94]

At least with the summer Olympics they're sports I can see myself doing, just being really lousy. I CAN swim and I CAN play volleyball. But I'm bad at it. I'm pretty sure if I tried ski jumping I'd just die.